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Plattsburgh State University

A small SUNY school in the heart of Plattsburgh, NY, a small north country town on Lake Champlain about 20 minutes away from the border (and a really "awesome" bar called The Rocket, where you can get some coke with that Molson). Nearly every student enrolled, except for the copious amounts of Japanese exchange students, had Plattsburgh as about number six on their list of schools they wished to attend. Then, they either got lazy or didn't get into any other school they applied to. So they came to Plattsburgh State University becuase if you could write your name on the application you were in. This led to the massive influx of freshmen in the fall of 06, leading to really lame parties and no parking spaces for anyone. In past years, it was actually really fun. Then all the fun people left. Over the years, it has gotten progressively lamer. When students get really bored of the lameness, they take a trip to Montreal and realize how shitty their life is. This is usually compensated for by heavily drinking at least 5 days out of the week and smoking ones self stupid, then going downtown to get Pizza Bonos. Homework is rarely done, not because of laziness, but because this is Plattsburgh.

for some reason, the administrators changed the name to Plattsburgh State University College in 05. why the repetativeness? no one knows.

One of the qualities a Plattsburgh State student must have is a deep, penetrating hatred for ones self and a want to either jump off of the Kehoe administration building with a group of friends or drown themselves in the the Hawkins Pond. There is actually a facebook group devoted to this sentiment. If you go to Plattsburgh, you are probably a member.
Another is a drive to become the best semi-functioning alcoholic/stoner they can be.

Most students say they are going to transfer next semester. They want to see if they'll hate themselves as much somewhere else. They will. This transfer to another school rarely happens, and if it does, that person is our life-long idol.

If you go here, you know and love poutine.
Hey, what do you want to do on this fine, freezing cold August day at Plattsburgh State University ?

I want to drink my face off, try not to kill myself, and smoke myself retarded!

Awesome! me too!

Sweet! then we can go to Pizza Bonos, drink more downtown, then go jump in Lake Champlain and hope that Champy gets us before hypothermia!

Boy, I love Plattsburgh State University.
by drunk PSU student November 10, 2008
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A meal that is consumed out of a black mans asshole. The larger the black man, the better the meal.
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Perry the Platypus -Phineas' and Ferb's pet platypus. He lives a double life as a secret agent under the codename of Agent P. Agent P works under Major Monogram's O.W.C.A. (which uses animals as secret agents), and combats Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
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During the act of shrimping(sucking toes)it is when the person sucking toes puts all ten toes in his/her mouth at the same time.
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Someone who is very attractive and sexy. The platter part comes from them being so sexy you just want to eat them up (literally or metaphorically).
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