Pineapple Lumps

Fresh fruit only grown in New Zealand. Staple diet among the natives at schools. Good for breakfast lunch and tea bro!

I ate some pineapple lumps for breakfast, they were yum as!

by TheBmeister July 28, 2010

pineapple ass

When your ass hairs s really thick and point outwards of your asshole creating a pineapple shape

Don't do anal with Jimmy, that pineapple ass will screw you up big time

by SlaptonLee43 June 30, 2017

Pineapple turd

A very short chunky sexy Hawaiian chick

Last night me and my buddies met some pineapple turds..

by Sea Rat April 19, 2019

Pineapple plywood

Pineapple plywood is a sexy name to call your boyfriends morning wood

Girlfriend: Wow Amazing Pineapple Plywood
Boyfriend:thanks :)

by PineapplePlywoodMan69 March 23, 2021

pineapple express

1. This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - this would the shit that they birthed.

2. The product of baby fucking.

3. God's vagina

I smoked some Pineapple Express last night. Hands down, dopest dope i ever smoked.

by Jamerz113 May 12, 2009

pineapple payoff

when 'one' drinks pineapple juice all week to put a hint of sweetness to their ejaculate. the sweet and long awaited release given is called the pineapple payoff

yo kid, i was drinking pineapple juice all week and hit danielle with the pineapple payoff!

by Jay yO April 15, 2010

Pineapple Smoothie

The act of a dude blowing his load and immediately transitioning that final weak burst (that usually just dribbles out) into a continous stream of urination that you can't really control.

"Man it was so hot out that day, that bitch was just asking to get cooled off with a Pineapple Smoothie....boy did I give it to her!"

by Team Little Jerry Seinfeld September 1, 2009