phattie

A phat puffy pussy, usually seen in jeans or yoga pants I.e damn shorty got a phattie

Damn shorty got a phattie

by bigface26 November 20, 2014

cow patty surprise

when you take a shit and it resembles an unborn fetus.

Teacher: Mohammed, what in the name of FUCK took you so long?
Mohammed: I had a cow patty surprise

by chicken fried negro sammich March 30, 2009

The Krabby Patty Secret Formula

It's the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. I'm not gonna tell you what it is.

Plankton: I've come for the Krabby Patty Secret formula!

Spongebob: Not after I crush your mortal shell and consume your soul.

Plankton: shit

by HalfOfaDoorframe October 7, 2020

St. Patty's Day

Not a real day , said by stupid Americans. Actually spelt St. Paddys day . (The Irish for Patrick is Padraig so paD is correct not paT)

Are you going to the St. Patty's day parade (WRONG)

I was out at the pub for a few scoops on St. Patrick's Day. (RIGHT)

by ~Mc Lovin' March 21, 2017

Patty

Patty is a GOD and a sexy beast. Great at any sport he competes in and an amazing person in athletics. HE is a perfect man and a ABSOLUTE GOD.

Bro did you see patty he is an absolute GOD.

by Patty is a beast September 19, 2015

Patty

The word you use for a glory hog or something that pisses you off. A Patty hates to lose, and will always either deny their mistakes, blame it on something else, or keep trying to piss you off. Usually it's all three.

He Gave me the wrong order at Wendy's! Fuck that Patty!

by MikeyTheAwes0me March 7, 2011

Crabby Patty

AKA - Urinal Cake

"CRABBY PATTY" - The unusual foreign object you find in Mens Urinals

by SloppyShocker July 12, 2011