When horse fuckers ride up on the rump of the horse and find that their ding dong presses perfectly against the brown eye of gods beautiful creation.
John: “ God that horse is a majestic creature. Absolutely sexy..”
David: “ That’s a prime example of Perfect Height, No Bucket if i’ve ever seen one, wouldn’t ya say cowboy?”
David: “ That’s a prime example of Perfect Height, No Bucket if i’ve ever seen one, wouldn’t ya say cowboy?”
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