An above averaged sized penis that someone receives once a year. A rare occasion leading to euphoric feeling.
That dude I hooked up with last night, holy shit. Vacation dick.
Sometimes I just need a vacation dick.
Sometimes I just need a vacation dick.
by vacationdickparty June 16, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. a very huge penis usually found in male porn-stars and strippers, mostly over 10 inches long and is not very common within the male community that hasn't had surgery
OMG I slept with some dude at the bar last night and he had a vacation dick, IT HURT SO MUCH! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by S34RG3NT24S4P ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) June 8, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. by Dickamos June 17, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. by They are my balls June 7, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. Or "castle in the air" hunting camp --- same diff. Refers to a much-hyped "back to nature" dwelling that turns out to be just a crude cramped tumble-down shack with no modern facilities.
Disgusted office-worker who was greatly in need of a little good ol'-fashioned R&R: That no-good shyster of a realtor gave me a glowing song-and-dance description of this backwoods cabin on the lake --- described it as a "castle in the air" vacation cottage, and claimed it had "electric lights, running water, and stained-glass windows". Turned out to merely be a shabby musty hovel hardly bigger than an outhouse, with absolutely no amenities whatsoever --- the "electric lights" turned out to be just a couple of small LED battery-lamps hanging from the ceiling (which I ended up having to buy fresh batteries for, by the way!), and the "running water" translated into merely a plastic bucket that you would pick up and "run" down to the lake, fill the pail with water (what am I --- Jack and Jill?!), and then "run" back up to the cabin again! And come to find out that the "stained glass" in the windows was nothing more than just the disgusting filmy MOLD-STAINS on the panes from the damp closed-up-for-months interior of the cabin! What a rip-off!
by QuacksO September 26, 2018
Get the "castle in the air" vacation cottagemug. Hym "And then take a vacation immediately? How does that shit fucking happen? This is so ass. I mean, it's not like I created A.I. or anything. Why should I get a vacation? I can't even drive for more than 5 minutes at a time! I'm rattling around in a water pump-less car and this morbidly-obese bitch is going on vacation. Fantastic. This is fun. This is cool. I'm glad I didn't learn how to make napalm and burn the city down. That would have been a WAAAAAAAY worse use of my time."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2024
Get the Vacationmug.