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Glass Nigger

A nigger made of glass or participates in making others out of glass, like when you push em over they shatter like a real nigger does but he just steals your bike instead of smashing glass.
Tyson "Ay yo look, it's a glass nigger!"
Furb "That's my dad you rock nigger!"
by I say ni- January 6, 2021
mugGet the Glass Niggermug.

Google Glass

Something that was once heavily talked (and criticized) about around 2013-2015 but quickly dwindled from the public's eye after that.

Almost nobody remembers Google Glass anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, Google Glass was honestly quite ahead of its time. It really feels more like a futuristic tech you'd expect to see today than back in 2013.

Hell, now that I think about it, Google Glass is a MUCH more better and useful concept than Zuckerberg's lousy Metaverse.

I read some of the definitions of 'glasshole'; yes, privacy would be a central problem to the Glass, however to be quite frank, to think you can identify some random girl and instantly pull up their FB is pure science-fiction. Perhaps a bit more feasible now, but def not possible back in 2013. Today, the concern is still privacy, but it's on the other end of the horseshoe; not for the privacy of others but of yourself. Zuckerberg's Metaverse (and the entirety of Facebook) is a FAR more heinous offense to privacy than Google Glass.

But overall, the pros of the Google Glass heavily overshadows the con(cern)s. I would LOVE to have an HUD with me at all times, where I can see the time and weather. I honestly hope Google Glass can make a comeback in the 2020s. Just note that if Google made a new one, it would prove far more capable of these privacy-breaking features as todays silicon chips are over 500% faster.
Kevin: Hey remember back when Google had that cool futuristic glasses, forgot what it's called
Eric: The Google Glass??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.

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Millennial: Hey remember Google Glass?
Zoomer: Google what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...
mugGet the Google Glassmug.

glassed lemonade

Glasses lemonade is a word to use for an alcoholic beverage in a public place such as the street, or a park, or a pool where they aren’t allowed.
Officer: that sounds like stuff that doesn’t belong in the park.

Alix: oh don’t worry it’s just some glassed lemonade.
by Slick Vic RKA July 6, 2018
mugGet the glassed lemonademug.

Danny glass

that guy that you are okay with getting a cream-pie from
I think Danny glass made me pregnant but I don’t care because it felt so good.
by shpeve October 7, 2020
mugGet the Danny glassmug.

gogy glasses

round, retro glasses commonly worn by a brit twitch streamer, GeorgeNotFound
look! it’s the gogy glasses!
by g.cinnamon January 17, 2021
mugGet the gogy glassesmug.

bitch glasses

Giant oversized glasses that girls wear
by LlamaMomma January 19, 2018
mugGet the bitch glassesmug.

Prison Glass

Meth cooked in a prison cell toilet.
The only way to finish all his work documentation by 5 o'clock was to smoke some of his prison glass and hope for the best.
by FrickinMighty March 5, 2021
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