jewish slurs

Something that is offensive towards primarily Jews or Jewish people.

Jack was suspended for saying all those Jewish slurs.

by A proud Jew April 21, 2018

a Jewish Crush

A Jewish crush is when an American women, preferably a young women, doesn't stop talking about another man who isn't Jewish but likes weed. The word Jewish fits into this equation by the headband the young women wears to resemble her youth. The youthband must be white and about one inch thick, as like the dick of the non Jewish man.

Abby: Oh my goodness, I met a drug dealer the other day named Poli and he's SO attractive! Everyone has relationships with their drug dealers, right?
Madeline: Dude, you have such a Jewish crush. Move on! I bought weed from him once, it was ditch.

by swisher taper January 1, 2012

wanna be jewish

attention seeker who trying to look smart, unique and cool, someone who self-proclaim believe in Judaism therefore they're a jewish but in reality they're just an atheist fag that make fun of religion online

wanna be jewish : i believe in Judaism so i'm a jewish ( *meanwhile on atheism forum typing* haha jesus is a fag RAmen)

by ddddd888 July 31, 2016

Jewish skin

Very soft and delicate skin on the fore arm

Your skin is very soft, you must have Jewish skin!

by Jewish skin September 22, 2017

jewish candle

weed leaf, mostly 9 but sometimes 7 legged leaf just like the jewish candle (or a Hanukhah)

Wanna smoke that candle?
That Hanukka tree?
That jewish candle?
That Mary Jane

by rafaldinho October 11, 2013

Jewish Producer

A Hollywood Jew that produces crappy podcast in Hollywood

Joe is such Jewish Producer, Thsat he went from 90210 in 91 to Spreaker in 2019.

by Joe Seeker March 23, 2019

Jewish ears

Ears so big that only a Jew could hold their head up with them attached to his/her head

"Nigga that boi got Jewish ears!"

by Jew in kkk April 24, 2017