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blindfolded pretzel

A sex act that includes a blindfold(s), and creative expressions to smear mustard/baby food on the contorted partner. Many oral/sexual pleasures may be derived.

Parties must be careful to execute a proper warmup routine. No children will be harmed in this exercise. Variations: double-blindfolded pretzel, blindfolded pretzel with ketchup, gag-ball pretzel, blindfolded bagel.
We tried the blindfolded pretzel last night night. Kinda kinky.
by Nogdog October 16, 2014
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Furry Pretzel

A slang term for the female anatomy made up by someone who has no idea that they coined the term.
You can't have my furry pretzel!
by Bowler_000 October 23, 2011
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triple toe pretzel

A generalized figure skating move that doesn't actually exist, used by people who know nothing about figure skating to describe fancy jumps.
"Whoa, did you see that? That was one of the best triple toe pretzels I've ever seen in a competition like this."
by Purple Derple February 11, 2017
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Pretzel

Whenever a skyzone manager attempts murder on a female actress while shooting a hollywood movie
The manager killed the girl by poisoning by pretzel
by hejahsgs April 20, 2022
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pretzel twisted

When a person consumes a large mixture of alcohol and marijuana, they become so throwed and twisted that they resemble a pretzel.
"Yo brooo this Henny and blunt got me pretzel twisted"

"I'm down to see Jumanji tonight...but only if we get pretzel twisted first"
by Norman_Chad December 26, 2017
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free pretzel

Hey, you guys tried the free pretzels at Outback?
by PotatoFamine June 12, 2018
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Pretzel

Is the act of rough contortion style sex when you fold the woman’s legs up , wrap them, cross them etc....
Pretzel is folding , bending , or holding a woman in awkward positions while having rough sex.
by BriBri2287 November 19, 2017
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