Dirty nonce

When someone likes to shag the fuck out of someone underage

Mate, I bet Harry is a dirty nonce

by Arandombrit September 6, 2021

Naked nonce

When a Harmsworth washes his car with no top on to try and impress young children

Harmsworth is washing his car topless again during the school run he is such a naked nonce

by Jexma September 14, 2021

THE NINCH

A person who is extremely promiscuous and secretive simply because they are fabulous.

Hey I haven't seen the Ninch lately.
The ninch only tells a few where they might be

by Hotcat05 February 8, 2022

mong nonce

A sexual predator who only has sexual interest in a mong a person with ( Down syndrome )

Linda: I’m surprised to find out your a mong nonce and have been sentenced to imprisonment.

Christopher: Yes unfortunately I was court being a mong nonce Lina.

by Gutterpress February 18, 2022

Adult Nonce

A sex offender with adult victims, i.e. a rapist. The term "NONCE" doesn't necessarily mean child victims. It originated from Wakefield Prison in the UK and stood for "Not on Normal Courtyard Exercise." If a prisoner had committed horrific crimes such as child murder, rape or pedophilia they would get a "NONCE" sign on the door of their cell. This meant that the prison guards would not open their cell doors at the same time as the other prisons because they were very likely to get beaten up by the other inmates. It doesn't necessarily mean pedophiles.

An adult nonce is essentially a sex offender who has victims that are adults. For example a serial rapist or woman murderer but the victims are adults.

Wayne Couzens, the policeman who abused his position to rape and kill Sarah Everard is an adult nonce.

by TheFunnyGuy88 September 10, 2022

thunder nonce

abslute weaponn of a paedophile. thunderous in his treachary.

"Oh man! he is a thunder nonce"

by chicken on my chicken March 20, 2023

Golf nonce

A derogatory term for a chap who puts a putter up his rear and shouts “OOOOOH AHHHH WHEEE”

Macca is a golf nonce.

by Stegner June 4, 2023