Nolan

He plays soccer is scared of snakes and has muscular legs. his favorite numbers are 69 and 3.

nolan is a goat at soccer

by qwertyhelloasdfgh September 4, 2019

Nolan Whelan

A 2k addict that makes fun of other people playing 2k even though he is the biggest addict in the grade. He also needs to take stuff more seriously and eats a lot of shit.

Do you know a nolan whelan?

by Nate Consigli November 13, 2019

Nolan

The motherfucker who's in a class with everyone. A Nolan is typically a cocky individual, being in Physical Education (P.E.) with a Nolan is extremely difficult.

Although a Nolan is typically quite attractive, this will not take away from his terrible personality. A Nolan is usually a Football playing or soccer playing son of a bitch.

" I feel so bad for you!"

"Why?"

"You have P.E. with Nolan."

"Aww, I had no idea, man. That blows!"

by a_rndm_grl_amngst_ppl October 7, 2016

nolan

A term used to define a slightly rotund male of caucasian ancestry. A Nolan is often found with odd glasses, greasy dreadlocks, and an awkward sence of fashion. A Nolan can usually be found ripping his bong or eating a lot of food due to the "munchies"

Did you see that dude in the shaggin-waggin?

Ya man, he was such a Nolan

by Zack McCormack November 18, 2007

Nolan

A Cute lil Baby. A tiny girl. A cutie pie.

Look at that girl. She's such a Nolan!

by Jackalman December 9, 2007

nolan

adj/n - A modern day white "urcle" and a mooch.

"Hey do you have a smoke?"
"Sheesh, stop acting like a nolan."

by burgerkingsx September 20, 2009

nogenitiliacitis

n. A condition which prevents one from engaging in any form of conflict due to a rapid increase in one's fear level. Symptoms generally include, shaking, sweating, softening on the voice, and the inability to maintain eye contact. This condition is predominantly found in males.

Mary: Did you see Jake and Travis arguing yesterday?

Jessica: Yea, I heard Travis tripped Jake and got him mad. What happened after that?

Mary: Jake got up yelling and Travis told him to do something about it if he's that mad.

Jessica: What did Jake do?

Mary: Jake has nogenitiliacitis, so he just said whatever and walked away.

by fakenameorelsepeoplewillknow November 21, 2010