A bearded midget who directs movies. Also he tends to laugh like a snake and cheats at the game of Uno.
by Kagan Phillip April 17, 2010

Noah is a player that's for sure. He usually goes out with at least 3 girls with in weeks. He thinks he's got the looks that's why he's so up himself. Girls find him attractive but they don't know that he is girlfriend thirsty. Girls fall for him and he plays them as if they are nothing.
by IMTHABEST August 22, 2016

by poopfacehacker November 4, 2011

A tall vegan boy who believes in saving the world through eating peanuts and cucumbers and wears camouflage clothing. He is very strange at first sight but grows on people very quickly. He is easy to talk to and enjoys strange music. He has strange habits and desires such as picking others noses. He occasionally is struck by lightning.
by girls who lovez them some noah September 26, 2010

The Funniest guy Around. He is the Best at making Asian and Black Friends. He is the at basketball and is to good for school
Guy 1. Look over there its Noah I so want to be him
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by N.SYKES May 15, 2017

by Shaken June 23, 2016

Ugly and always annoying and always says he’s joking and is a BAD kid and you should never date a Noah
Noah is so rude
by Savage31 December 28, 2017
