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John

Is usually a very sarcastic and funny person. He loves to laugh and be loud. Even though he annoys the majority of people he is around, everyone loves to have a good laugh with or at him. He tends to like people named Teia, Teia, Teia, and Teia. He also tends to like memes and laugh uncontrollability. He is a decent person, and a good friend to have. He also usually prefers academics to sports. He is also a video game or youtube freak. He likes people to laugh at him even when he is doing the granny panty. "Housekeeping!" Also, Teia is secretly in love with John but acts like she isn't because she's embarrassed. :( also kinda likes Austin ;/
What is that sound, it's almost like a girl laugh, wait never mind it's just John.
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john is a cute guy...everybody loves him
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literally could be anyone
Person 1: Did you hear about John?
Person 2: Which John?
Person 1: John S
Person 2: Which John S?
Person 1: John Smith
Person 2: Which John Smith?
Person 1: The one with the blonde hair
Person 2: Oh yeah couldn’t believe that he tried to flush his foot down the toilet.
Person 1: No that’s a different blonde John Smith.
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“Why is that person chasing Ivan?”
You mean John? Yeah he’s chasing Ivan because he has skittles
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A very cute human being, some of them have gaps, the gap contains high intelligence and is a great best friend. They have a very large penis and loves foreign or sometimes cute caramel women.
John is very cute
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Johnning

When you confirm plans then cancel in the last minute.
Man, are you johnning tonight?!
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