Banana Gobbler

A woman who loves to eat cock, often being greedy and sucking all who she can, with no disregard for surrounding people

Myley Cyrus is a banana gobbler

by DarthSawyer January 2, 2010

shitting bananas

SEE "shittin' bananas"

or "voodoo doodoo"

or "Clorox OD"

"I be shitting bananas woman, What you put in m'food?"

by Bongo Cholomongo September 22, 2006

banana cum

Banana guts/jizz that gets all over other fruit, typically in a fruit salad.

"What the fuck, mom?! Why did you put bananas in my fruit salad?? There's banana cum everywhere!"

by kalligator November 7, 2011

banana slap

A half peeled banana must be shoved into the targets face where the fruit must be smeared as quickly as possible. Then you must retract and once again swing the banana peel toward the face to achieve proper contact and satisfying snap sound of the peel against the flesh. It is important to note that this is not a bully's activity; the target should never be victimized, but deserving of a banana slap. it is an underdogs activity. Most often perpetrated by the victim to a bully. The target must be fully deserving of the insult. Then, like Braveheart you must scream "banana slap!"

Target: Give me your lunch money.

Hero: I can't do that, but I can give you this... ...Banana slap!

blurn

Google blurn or banana slap for video tutorials or more examples.

by Ballistic2010 December 15, 2010

Banana titties

A females titties that point outward or to the side in the shape of a banana.

Guy 1: Hey did you check out jodi harrisons banana titties last night?

Guy 2: ya they slope and are pointy.

by F$ckaround&f$nd@ut September 27, 2019

banana anxiety

Anxiety that is triggered by the sight or smell or even the mere anticipation of coming into contact with a banana.

Her sometimes disabling banana anxiety was connected, although entirely unconsciously, to the fact that on so many occasions, bananas had been harbingers of horrible events.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 4, 2019

banana slapstick

A reference to a type of old-time slapstick humor reminiscent of serious but clueless people slipping on banana peels, causing a surge of wildly insensitive hysteria on the part of onlookers.

His whole being, starting in his early youth, was rooted in banana slapstick reality and this caused him to feel like an alien in this day and age.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019