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Nintendo Wee

The act off pissing yourself due to the overwhelming desire to complete a level on a computer game.
Joe was near the end of the first level, it had taken almost five hours and six energy drinks. It was then that the inevitable happened, he suffered a fairly public nintendo wee which ruined his new game chair and lounge floor. The stench of piss will last for days.
by Bradford Shopper December 3, 2009
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NigTendo

A young man who spends all of his time playing video games. These men will usually spend an enormous amount of time inside their bedrooms. They will often be thought to have been kidnapped or 'disappeared' by their friends and extended relatives. Because they spend a lot of time in their rooms they sometimes look like cave men with long beards since they avoid stepping out the house to get a haircut or shave their beards. They're also known to wear glasses and have large eyebrows like Helga from Hey Arnold!

They've been known to say friendship and outside or extracurricular activities are overrated and only the video game simulation is important.Because they're so busy playing video games, they are usually unemployed.They figure beating the latest God of War game on super duper hard for the 5th time is more important than buying a gallon of orange juice to drink.

They sometimes are extremely hungry and when a friend comes over with a bag of skittles will quickly 'murk' the bag wit each skittle stuck between in tooth as he continues to play the game and say thanks to you even though you had no intentions of sharing and he simply grabbed it out your pocket. Perhaps these 'tendos can smell candy a mile away?
Damn, that Nigtendo been on the floor all day playing Devil May Cry! The nigga keeps trying to find a bug where devil may cry unzips his pants and pisses whenever there's fire.

The only thing worse than a Nigtendo is a half white nigga from Canada!
by boozec September 12, 2010
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sexual nintendo

A phrase utilized by undereducated and usually older millenials . Meant to take place of "sexual innuendo ". The culprits are either too intoxicated or stupid to use the former.
Man: " there's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber"

Dumb / drunk person: that phrase has sexual Nintendo
by The hunger beast July 15, 2016
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Nintendo Metal

Metal that sounds like Nintendo.
Rrawwrr.
Hey Jim,
You should come over with some soda and we can sit around listening to Nintendo Metal!

M: Say there Sam,
What is your favorite Nintendo Metal Band?
S: Horse the Band, all the way.
by DannyTerror August 22, 2008
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nintendinitis

a cramp, usually on the right hand in the area between the thumb and the index finger that is primarily caused by prolonged exposure to video game controllers
A: One more game.
B: Naw, man. My nintendinits is acting up. I can barely hold this controller.
by Ivan January 23, 2004
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Nintendo

Generic term used by someone who has no knowledge of gaming to refer to any gaming console, video game, or game-related device.
Girl: Stop playing your stupid Nintendo!

Boy: Girl, this is Halo...
by Bfox February 3, 2010
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Nintendo DS

To have your Dick Sucked (DS) by someone.
Last night I got my Nintendo DS on.
by Joshsoc9 April 15, 2008
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