washed up willy-nelson

a dick that has had so much sexual arousment, that he is incapable of carrying on

"i had sex three times this week and ive been as limp as a dead fish!"

by adam told you mj May 13, 2005

silly dilly willie nelson style

the act of ending any phrase or comment with "silly dilly willie nelson style"

Jizzon: You guys ready to play some golf.

Peezy: Oh for sure. I'm gonna slap them, "silly dilly willie nelson style."

by Vipeezy May 21, 2008

Nelson

A Professional Retard

Stop being a Nelson

by WiZar.d July 29, 2019

Mike Nelson

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: armed career criminal, but for DWIs

I tried to help my friend get his license back, however, I’m afraid he is a total Mike Nelson about it.

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: The DWIs version of an armed career criminal

by Blondes Have More Fun ;) July 3, 2023

Dainty Nelson

A man with dainty hands, but who otherwise acts as if his hands are superior to others.

That Dainty Nelson shouldn't be commenting on my small hands.

by Bitter Jenn October 20, 2009

doing his Nelson Eddy

doing his Nelson Eddy

My dad was doing his Nelson Eddy in the bath

by Marlyyy October 27, 2017

lucas nelson bruno

noun

definition:
A really cool white, green eyed guy who plays soccer, but is benched all the time. He hangs out with 5 girls at a time and has been with every girl on the soccer team. He’s actually a really weird and creepy guy and guess what, he doesn’t exist. He’s actually just a pathological liar named lauren in disguise! Lauren is in love with everyone and uses lucas to get game

Person 1: omg dude i got chlamydia from my bf
Person 2: ugh it was probably a lucas nelson bruno

by laurenissokyuut February 21, 2024