notes app apology

when an influential person uses a poorly written rambling monologue that looks like it was written in the notes app on an IPhone

oh *band #1* had such a notes app apology

by one_rusty_boi April 21, 2021

Ariana Grande note

A note that is very high in pitch

"But why y'all gots to LIIIIIIIIIE-- i just hit an Ariana Grande note!"

by jimbo debimbo May 06, 2021

prophetic note-taking

The act of IM'ing, Facebooking, emailing, engaging in youtube flame wars or otherwise surfing the web, in class whereby the student continues to type even though the teacher has stopped speaking for 30 seconds or more. Generally paired with a complete and obvious lack of attention to the lecture.

As the professor paused he noticed several students continued typing long after he stopped lecturing. "Interesting, taking notes in ADVANCE of my saying something...this must be the 'prophetic note-taking' I've heard about from the Religion department professors."

by lirank December 06, 2010

Gay note

Much like a side note; an announcement made by a straight man that he is about to make a seemingly homosexual statement.

Dude, if your girlfriend doesn't hurry up we're going to be late; and on a gay note, you shouldn't wear brown shoes with a tuxedo.

by Brutal Iris July 12, 2011

note to self

An insult said to someone's face, disguised by making it sound like a reminder on a PDA.

Karl: Note to self: Jason eats man-feces.
Jason: No I don't!

by 5X5 July 09, 2004

Hit moar notes

Originating from the people playing the popular Guitar Hero series, and originally to denote how to beat a song. Now can be used as a sarcastic response for any situation.

Guy 1: How do I get better with the BR?
Guy 2: HIT MOAR NOTEZ
Guy 1: Does anyone know how to beat the final boss in FFXXV?
Guy 2: HIT MOAR NOTES
Guy 1: How do you suggest I pick up this girl?
Guy 2: Hit moar notes

by awesomecomb June 22, 2009

Johnny One-Note

A one-hitter who repeats the same tired mantra over and over. It's used to described some shrill, tired ideologue or academic that pompously echoes some quaint notion or idea endlessly, and expects everyone to see his supposed wisdom and bow in concurrence.

Bruce is Johnny One-Note. He thinks the solution to the nation's debt crisis is the government continually spending more and more. Following his counsel will only worsen the predicament.

by RyanMS April 13, 2011