When you can’t be fucked to make actual food or go out and get food and no one you live with is willing to make food for you because you’re a fucking adult. So you grab two slices of bread and eat that. Often accompanied with a glass of whatever the fuck was in the fridge.
My wife was sick today and couldn’t make dinner. So I had to eat a nothing sandwich, I really need to learn how to cook.
by Andrresito June 4, 2021
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A: What Pint you going to get then?
B:Fookin 'ell, I think I'll have a pint of John Smiths.
A: You fucking Nottingham Local.
B: I'm proud to be from Notts, Hucknall Born and Raised.
B:Fookin 'ell, I think I'll have a pint of John Smiths.
A: You fucking Nottingham Local.
B: I'm proud to be from Notts, Hucknall Born and Raised.
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*seriously, this is nothing*
*seriously, this is nothing*
*pls stop*
*you know what?*
*you forced me to do this, it isn't my fault*
ERROR 404
Rebooting...
Reboot unsuccessful.....
Trying to direct firewall to connection..............
Trying to reboot again......
Reboot complete.
*seriously, this is nothing*
*pls stop*
*you know what?*
*you forced me to do this, it isn't my fault*
ERROR 404
Rebooting...
Reboot unsuccessful.....
Trying to direct firewall to connection..............
Trying to reboot again......
Reboot complete.
I told you, this is *nothing* because you just came down here for nothing :P
Why are you still down here
Sigh
Why are you still down here
Sigh
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by StickySteve23 June 28, 2010
Get the Flaci-nating mug.The act of getting away completely unharmed from a situation that in any other instance would have resulted in certain death.
Inspired by the photographs of David 'Baz' Jenkins who, whilst on a shark tour boat off the coast of South Africa, photographed the miraculous escape of a seal from almost certain death in the jaws of a Great White shark. At one point the seal is seen balancing on the nose of its attacker as the shark propels itself out of the water in pursuit of its prey.
Inspired by the photographs of David 'Baz' Jenkins who, whilst on a shark tour boat off the coast of South Africa, photographed the miraculous escape of a seal from almost certain death in the jaws of a Great White shark. At one point the seal is seen balancing on the nose of its attacker as the shark propels itself out of the water in pursuit of its prey.
"She escaped the inferno with only minor cuts and bruises, shark-nosing her way out of the car window before it started to roll."
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