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nilt

a tangle in the pubic hair that is extremely painful
"There's a nilt on your winkle!"
by samsam123qwe January 9, 2012
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west nile virus

A relatively rare and harmless virus, spread by mosquitos. Symptoms include fever, headache, and body aches, with occasional skin rashes and/or swollen lymph nodes. A few weeks of bed rest will usually take care of it.

But if West Nile is such a weak virus, why has the news media gone crazy over it? News stations in America have taken advantage of a rare condition called encephalitis to turn the molehill of West Nile into a mountain that rivals the Ebola virus. Encephalitis is a swelling of the brain - a very serious condition that can SOMETIMES be caused by West Nile. Note that when I say "sometimes" I mean it in the sense that "sometimes" people die from chickenpox. Tons of common childhood diseases can cause encephalitis, including measels, chickenpox, mono, and the flu. Remember that the next time CNN tries to warn you about the evil mosquitoes that are threatening to kill us all.
When I got west nile, I was out of school for 3 days. When I got the chickenpox, I was out of school for almost a month. Think about that for awhile.
by progamer124 September 7, 2004
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nillionaire

Person without any money of their own.
He looks rich but it's all borrowed and his bank account is nil, he's a nillionaire.

Everything's in his wife's name, he's just a nillionaire.
by SirAnn December 9, 2008
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NILF

Nun id like to fuck
usually referring to one of the sisters of perpetual indulgence
Sister Nova China is a NILF
by Avid_Breathe December 27, 2010
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Nilly

A nilly is the part of meat that isn't meat. It's a tendon, ligament, blood vessel etc.
I'm going to gag, I just bit down on a nilly.
by Little Orange Blossom October 14, 2015
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nilanjan

Protector of sea creatures, but destroyer of human civilisation. Poison devourer. Only person immune to Irina's. Also known to have a snake as a pet. Known as a bad ass mountain man, typically with blue eyes.
What a cute clown fish, Nilanjan would love that!
by Sexiest Woman Alive!! August 15, 2017
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nilk

Any liquid that isn't milk.
Add lots of nilk to the juice!
by Lord Skrymir April 6, 2009
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