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Newton's Cradle

During the act of two men penetrating a single orifice of another person, their testicles collide causing a swinging effect similar to that of newton's cradle, the device used to display preservation of energy.
James: "Adam, you fancy doing a Newton's Cradle on Wendy?"
Adam: "Nah, me and Pete did that and my balls ache."
Pete: "Awww yuh."
by Wangrom July 13, 2010
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fig newton

The saddest excuse for a cookie. Ever.
I thought I had cookies in my lunch, but Mom gave me frickin' fig newtons damnit.
by EmmyGood January 23, 2007
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Newton North High School

the whitest school known to Mass

70% white 40% Jewish
20% Asian 40% Christian
3% Hispanic 20% Other
7% Black
by VICKS January 22, 2005
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Newton

A rich suburb of Massachusetts that is inhabited with many Jewish peple, also named as Jewton, by the locals.

Newton Centre is where all of the shopping is, and the T stop. Newton highlands is where you find all of the big houses. West Newton is home of appartments and the lower class. A short ride to Boston by train.
"Yo, I'm going to Newton Centre today and get some J.P Licks"
by down2earth69 July 16, 2011
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newtown square, pa

AKA The Scurrr... founded in 1692, a primarily Italian/Irish outskirt of Philadelphia, PA... Located 5 miles from the West Philadelphia border and 7 miles from the infamous 69th Street. Home to Marple-Newtown High School. Nice area on the decline due to western movement and expandation from Philadelphia, Upper Darby, Havertown, and Broomall. West portion of "Broomtown Square". Bordered by Media, Broomall and Edgmont. Originally farmland, now looks like it might as well be part of west philly.

Population: 46,000
Area: Approx. 10 Square miles
Average Annual Income: $37,000
Grew up in West Philly, moved to the newtown square, pa wit my bulls.
by Tony Scarnuzzio December 28, 2007
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Newton, Texas

Tall pine trees, dreary, boring, town. Full of back wood hill~billies. Large county with nothing in it.
Newton, Texas similar to a Jed Clampet syndrome. If you want to go back in time. Then Newton,Texas is the place for you.
by Judge Roy Bean October 3, 2008
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newtard

Accepting everything new as better without question. Always

wanting to own or use the latest tech, no matter if it's ready for market or not.
That newtard has bought both the iphone and the android.
by dandelionjuice August 2, 2010
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