mustered buster

When you put mustered on your dick and cum inside a women

I mustered busted, mustered buster

by Jdawg420 April 27, 2015

Mucker

A gender neutral term to describe someone in Bristol who likes to get baggy during a casual event. A mucker typically drinks Thatcher’s cider, more often choosing Haze or Katy over Gold. Other distinguishing features include wearing joggers to the pub and during a heatwave, and a broken Bristolian accent that is mumbled and monosyllabic.

“Got any bag, mucker? ” said Sam Veston.

by OriginalOrigi2 July 11, 2020

maskerbation

Oxygen deprivation resulting from mask wearing while masturbating.

Jim passed out while in a mad fit of maskerbation.

by Shempleton February 4, 2021

Mutton musket

Smaller, more portable version of the lamb cannon. i.e. when the penis isn't fully erect because the slut sucking it is so hideous.

Dude, check out this slut sucking my mutton musket.

by pop-eye October 26, 2008

kongo musket

when a man puts something in a womans mouth and fucks it down her throat with his dick

" ah man i gave this chick a kongo musket last night, she was gagging like crazy!

by craze495 November 20, 2009

fucking musters

phrase used to express one's exasperation. Commonly uttered during intense bouts of Super Smash Bros Melee after a night of intense partying. Also used when an inability to express one's self arises.

*Ron is playing SSBM and get's spiked EVERY time he approaches the edge of the stage*
Ron: Fucking musters...
Jack: What?

by PunkMasterGFunk December 24, 2010

five musketeers

A group of five girls who say they will be friends forever,but two of them start moving away and ignore the other three because they become friends with the crazy 8. When the five musketeers see one another they act like nothing is wrong but they know that they are moving apart.the three remain friends but the two keep moving away and soon they will no longer be friends with the three.

The five musketeers will never last.

by Lucy teller July 13, 2016