Mushroom headed warrior

In reference to the abnormaly large male genetalia, mushroom headed warrior refers to the unique shape of the head of a male cock, that symbolizes the shape of a mushroom...magical or not. In refernce to one who conqures or slays female genetalia.

this one chick couldnt handle my mushroom headed warrior....and so i didnt pay her.

Mushroom headed warrior by Samandcori May 3, 2006

mushroom smack 

Smacking one's penis off one's girlfriend's body.

I'm gonna mushroom smack you, you fag!

mushroom smack by hobnob August 11, 2003

Mushroom head 

A mushroom head is the head of your penis. It is the cap like part of a penis and usually is the thickest part of a penis. Mushroom heads are similar in looks to a mushroom so that's why we call the head a mushroom head.

Lorenzo: I heard you got a blowjob from Chris
Samer: No he was just biting my mushroom head

Mushroom head by SEXYCHIPMUNK June 2, 2016

Beef Tips with Mushroom Sauce

When you drop a Cleveland Steamer on your significant other's chest, and she wakes up in the middle of the night, sees it, and vomits on it.

"Oh my God, dude, I Cleveland Steamered my woman last night, and she suddenly woke up, and made some Beef Tips with Mushroom Sauce. Fucked up, man, seriously."

Beef Tips with Mushroom Sauce by Rabbit Man Bear April 25, 2009

shit-talking mushroom 

A very rude mushroom.

That shit-talking mushroom was so rude!!!

shit-talking mushroom by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019

Mushroom Stamp 

An imaginary outline left by slapping one’s magnum dong against the face of another.

If you gave Lady Gaga a mushroom stamp, you'd be using your dong to poker face.

Mushroom Stamp by Rationalize October 3, 2011

mushroom basket 

Slang used to define one's vagina.

"Her mushroom basket smells like dog piss"

"Fuck I'd love to throw it in her mushroom basket"

"Thats the hairiest mushroom basket I've ever seen! Fuckn' thing looks like Chewbacca"

mushroom basket by Anthony A January 27, 2008