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mushroom toes

Toes that kind of look like mushrooms, and smell like them too.
Dayum, that Evelyn got those mushroom toes.
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mushroom splash

Mushroom stamping ones drink, most appropriately an alcoholic one
Haney was being a prick, so I gave him a mushroom splash.
by Hmsmdjrifncm November 25, 2013
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Field Mushroom

A man with an less than average sized penis sprouting long pubic hair.
As he went to pay for the coffee, he dropped his pants and fell. "Jim that is quite a sketchy field mushroom you are packing there. I bet it's delicious." she said. He replied with a hoping smile.
by Muggen Mole (Rock'n Roll) July 21, 2015
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Loose Mushroom

Guy 1: Damn, Phi is a loose mushroom.
Guy 2: I thought Phi was a guy?
Guy 1: Me too!
Guy 2: What?
by ESTATE October 6, 2008
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mushroom capper

Another name for the head of a penis.
She wrapped her mouth around my mushroom capper and dam did that feel good.
by jimmybomm December 17, 2020
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mushroom tip

1. The glans penis.
2. The entire penis (e.g., the shaft as the stalk of the mushroom and the glans penis as the cap).
"... she took out my mushroom tip, and when it came out it went drip-drip-drip..." (Sublime, "Caress Me Down")
by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003
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mushroom helmet

Can you make my mushroom helmet touch your tonsils?
by smitty December 20, 2002
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