Dirty Murphy

When someone uses a straw to suck a fart out of a hookers asshole

Omg did he just do a dirty murphy? That guy is crazy af

by Gluemonkey April 19, 2018

greg murphy

New Zealand born Melbourne based Touring Car driver, claim to fame being 4 Wins at Bathurst but having never won the V8 Supercar title itself. Famously won V8 Round at Pukekohe Park and screamed all the way through the slow-down lap. Enjoyed moderate success in Formula Holden before joining MHRT, taking out Bathurst in 1996 partnering Craig Lowndes. Recently raced for K-Mart Racing, moving now to PWR and will continue to run under number 51.

"That guy who bashed Greg Murphy in his definition probably has a small penis."

by sloanie December 29, 2004

Murphy

noun (mur-fee)
(Past and past part; Murhpy'd, Murphed)

To consume copious amounts of alcohol by oneself while sitting in a tranquil environment and avoiding any kind of social situation.

Friend #1: Hey, how would you like to go down to the local watering hole and get a couple cold ones?

Friend #2: No thanks, I'm going to stay in and Murphy my balls off!!!

by numer0 uno December 8, 2010

Eddie Murphy

Someone who is the ultimate DIVA.

Eddie Murphy did not show up to his own premiere of "Meet Dave". How much of a diva do you have to be to not show up to your own premiere?

by carniverous pear August 27, 2008

MURPHED

When you're high off ecstacy pills.
for those who don't know ecstasy is an illegal drug usually taken at raves.

person 1 : are you on e ?
person 2 : yeaah man. im so murphed right now!

by ellejhay June 1, 2006

murphy lee

hottttttttttttttt assssssssssssssssssssss

he so hotttttt because he just is and the assssssssssssss come from because when u first seen him it was love at fist sight. i' m 15 but i know

by laqueshia young September 24, 2003

Murph Diving

Pronounced Mur-fee Dahy-ving: A Scotish-Cuban finishing technique of using the mouth, especially the tongue with the intent of bringing a local female to orgasm.

She asked me to finish the hour with a spot of Murph Diving.

by Cuban Tourist March 11, 2008