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Muddy Mary

An effeminate homosexual male bottom with poor anal hygiene who partially defecates during anal sex.
Lance is such a Muddy Mary. Every time I fuck his ass he whines like a school girl and stinks like an open asshole.
by Matt Whipple December 30, 2008
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Muddy Windmill

When a guy sticks his dick in an ass, takes it out and slaps the other person in the face, imitating a windmill
Steven: "MAN!! last night I gave a girl an extremely excellent muddy windmill... she loved it!"

Jack: "Sounds like fun! We should try it sometime"
by JuneauPankake February 6, 2010
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Murder Shack

A residence where Fester takes his victims and/or sexual conquests
Barry: "Where's Fester?"
Dan: "I saw him taking some young thing down to his murder shack"
Barry: "oh"
by Urbanisation333 November 7, 2010
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Muddy Duckskin

When you fuck a girl in the ass so balls deep, that her shit gets all over your scrotum. You don't notice the wet shit on your sack until you look down. It's quite shocking.
Unlucky Dude: What the quack, Kacie? Your mud is all over my hairy ballsack!

Kacie: It's your own damn fault for penetrating my asshole so gosh darn deep!

Unlucky Dude: Well now I have a Muddy Duckskin...thanks a lot!!!!
by Perv Tycoon February 3, 2014
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Comment Murder

When someone randomly comments on one of your facebook posts, making everyone else not want to.
Usually a relative or a lesser-liked friend of yours, or someone that you don't like that is a friend of yours on facebook.
John Doe is gonna go 2 da baseball game!!
Grandma Doe - Hey sweety!! How are you? Say hi to your mother for me!

John (mentally): Oh god, Grandma just performed comment murder!
by lochei May 15, 2010
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1st degree murder

First-degree murder: any intentional murder that is willful and premeditated with malice aforethought.
Expamle: Is when some shoot some one that counts as a 1st degree murder and you possibly receive the death penalty.
by Catinthejar July 10, 2018
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Murder Capital of the World

The city with the worst recorded homicide epidemic in the 'world' - not the United States. :/
As far as history and legend goes, Medellin in Colombia. A city decimated by murderous street gangs, power-crazed drug cartels and guerilla/paramilitary bloodletting.

Throughout the 90's and early this century, Medellin held the title, peaking with around 400 homicides per 100,000 in 1991. This fell to about 150 per 100,000 during the mid to late 90's but rose again in the early 00's, approaching 200 per 100,000. These figures are even more remarkable considering Medellin is a decent sized city of 2 to 3 million people within the period covered.

Thanks to a phenomenal security clampdown Medellin is no longer the 'murder capital of the world', but it remains the ultimate example of what can happen when crime literally spins out of control.
by Hoo Haa Yeo June 2, 2007
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