Mud Musket

A dick covered in shit after being pulled out of a poop filled asshole.

After fucking that bitch the other night, she let me stick it in her ass, little did I know she turned it into a mud musket.

by NaggerBagginCoonSkinner April 19, 2013

Dropping mud

Having to take a shit right after you drink coffee.

I drank and extra large coffee and had to take a mud dump right after. I was dropping mud

by Jpeso75 January 20, 2018

cornelius mud

Poop

With the stories he is telling, we will be waist deep in cornelius mud soon!

by SC-Girly April 10, 2016

mustache mud

The residue on a gay man's mustache after tossing a salad

Guy 1" Dude, is that a black bean on your mustache, did u just eat a chipotle burrito?"
Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."

by Airpanaia May 20, 2017

Mud Plunging

Inserting your penis, dildo, strap-on, fist, ect. inside someone's ass while they are pooping to push the poop back up their ass.

The man put his penis inside the girl's ass right as the poop started to come out, causing the poop to go back in her ass and causing them both to have a not so pleasant feeling but the great feeling of knowing that you accomplished it.

-he is mud plunging her, he mud plunged her, she plunged herself, I mud plunged that filthy whore-

(hint: it would make your life easier for you if you didn't tell people that you mud plunged someone)

by epg2 November 12, 2011

Mud Jousting

The male equivalent of scissoring, except instead of rubbing reproductive organs they rub/scissor each others assholes and sometimes balls. The joust begins when their dicks start clashing.

J: Hey A, let's go get our halter top chainmail and knight's helmet and start Mud Jousting.
A: Fuck bud, that sounds hella fun.
C: Can I join guys?
J: Aren't you always broken?

by MuddyBoy May 28, 2022

Mud flaps

A gay man’s condom

You better put your mud flaps in before your “D” hits Hersey highway

by tablecandles75 April 3, 2020