dark o'clock in the morning

The hours between midnight and dawn, when it's morning but it's totally dark and no one's up unless they absolutely have to be.

Go to bed early, hon. We have to catch the bus at dark o'clock in the morning to get there on time.

by 2011Grad August 11, 2010

Morning Wood

Waking up with an erection. It's often associated with the need to use the bathroom upon waking up. Scientific term is nocturnal penile tumescence. There is no real scientific proof as to why men wake up with a erection although there are many theories. And by the way "dr. Pascalle" is a fake and an idiot. No such thing as hypervasodilation.

Means the same thing as Morning Glory

It sucks trying to take a piss when you got a morning wood.

by Urban Cock May 11, 2009

morning person

Among a group of runners, the person charged with saying, "Morning," to anyone they encounter along the way.

Runner One: "Here comes a pedestrian. Is our morning person ready?"

Runner Two: Nods to the lone pedestrian "Morning."

Runner Three: "Good job!"

by La Guapa April 4, 2010

Morning Constitution

Morning Dump

During my morning constitution; I got in some light reading.

by jabanks2 October 22, 2008

morning grind

Sex in the morning

There's nothing like a morning grind with your girl to start the day off.

by hangdog242 July 28, 2008

morning moot

the dank stankiness emanating from a women's vagina which begins to fester and brew after a night of penetrative vaginal sex. Usually smells a combination of vagina juices and decaying corpses.

Sean: "man, maddy had real bad morning moot this morning, it was wafting through the entire house. She wanted me to go down on her but there was no way i was going anywhere near that stanky beat up pussy"

by the fez May 3, 2014

Folger's Morning

Have your significant other drinks 1 to 2 pots of black coffee. Then set up a box fan and set it on high. Lay down naked in front of it and start jerking off, as she defecates on the other side of the running fan, spraying her caffeinated fecal love upon you.

The Folger's Morning left me needing a shower.

by Satsusickryu August 17, 2012