monday mondays

the designated night of the week when the library is overrun by mondays (african americans) that have no intentions of studying. instead they turn the library into a socially interactive area where anything is acceptable

I was going to go the the library last night, but then i realized it was monday mondays and that the library is the last place in the world i could get work done

by xkoo October 26, 2009

monday

A term for black people because no one likes Mondays

"Fucking Mondays, the worst thing God ever created"

by Matticus Prime January 1, 2009

funday monday

n,v- Primarily used as an extention of the weekend. In rare circumstances, can also be used to start or continue a week long binger. Among regulars, it is often referred to simply as funday.

We're gunna have a funday monday tonight at Mark's house.

I got shit due tomorrow. Wanna funday it?

by T Eure October 16, 2006

man crush monday

A day made up by closeted gay men who aren't ready to fully come out, but are also incapable of masking their homoerotic desires for more than 6 days a week.

Oh my gawd, you have you seen that dude's body? I totally beat off to him today -- no homo, though, because it's man crush Monday!

by freudmacgyver December 3, 2013

Monay

This word was coined originally in Quebec, Canada, after a mispronunciation of the french expression "mon oeil".

This expression (while literally meaning "my eye") can roughly be translated to "my ass" or "bullshit".

Girl : So I like totally drank an entire bottle of vodka to myself last night. I was sooooooo drunk!

Clever Guy : Monay!

Girl : Yea, you're right. I had 2 glasses.....

by Modest_Light September 25, 2011

Monday

Creative and ofeensive slang term used to describe an African-American person.

a) 'Man, I hate black people.'

b) 'Yeah, everybody hates Mondays.'

by dbree801 March 22, 2010

Mondays

A slang term used to affectionately describe men and women of African or African American decent. Usually used alongside terms such as "love," "wonderful smelling," "clean," and "highly motivated." Since people have started over-classifying everything, 'Mondays' now only refers to black people, although it used to cover a much broader scope. As a result, the rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties.

I love wonderful smelling, clean, highly motivated Mondays.

(or used derogatorily)
I hate stinky, dirty, lazy Mondays.

by RedNeckZilla October 7, 2008