Mondayrito

Slang; refers to a group of 'lads' going to get a burrito on a hungry first day of the week lunchtime, after a weekend full of heavy drinking, raucous behaviour and sunburnt skin.

Gazza, fishing rod and dressing gowns optional.

What a weekend lads, thank god its Mondayrito!

by Jehovah123 July 12, 2010

Monday

The worst day of the week, statistics show that more suicides are committed on Monday than any other day of the week. Basically a hangover to the weekend, you will always feel at least 10x more tired on Monday than any other day.

Person 1: "You seem miserable"
Person 2: "It's Monday, what do you expect?!"
Person 1: "Touché"

by MrJonesAndMe September 24, 2012

Mondavi

To be a total weido, paranoid, douche.

Stop being such a Mondavi. No one was trying to set you up. Just blow off the hard surfaces and let's get going.

by White Myke L September 19, 2013

mondezzara

A garbage man, usually an African- American

Get the garbage out, here comes the mondezzara.

by Papa G 53 November 1, 2013

Monday Fucked

Coming from your weekend, you finish your day at work and afterwards you aren't just exhausted, you're in a delirious stupor and totally fucked.

Hey, are you okay? Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!

Um, no. It's much worse than that. I'm Monday Fucked.

by Srslywtf December 11, 2014

Monday Zombie

A term to describe a person didn't sleep on sunday.

Phil: Hey Jim
Jim: Yeah Phil
Phil: Did you see Bob?
Jim: Yeah
Phil: whats up with him today?
Jim: oh he didn't sleep last night
Phil: Oh he's a Monday Zombie

by pervert king April 20, 2015

Monday Makeup

When a girl wakes up on Monday feeling down (because it's Monday) and decides she looks ugly (when she looks fine) so wears slightly too much makeup in an effort to feel better. The excess makeup doesn't necessarily make her look bad, but it is just more noticeable.

She looks cute.

You think? Monday Makeup if you ask me.

by LaBruhn Jaymes July 23, 2015