‘Mock

short for a hammock. only cool people call it a mock, and you are stupid if you don’t know what a mock is.

Robert went to the outdoor gear store and bought an orange ‘mock.

by Guacamole.69 March 10, 2020

Mockascending

A combination of mockery and condescending. Can be used in some situations to describe someone in a position of power who may communicates with certain manersims or has a type of voice that makes it easy for others to question their sincerity and hard for others to determine if they aren’t being made fun of or spoken down to.

“I think my boss is fine but I can’t make out if they’re being genuine sometimes.”
“What do you mean?”
“Like sometimes she’ll say ‘You are SO important’ or ‘We would be SO lost without you’ and I can’t decide if she’s being mockascending or if thats unfortunately her real voice.”

by diefactchecker August 4, 2020

Mockholm Syndrome

When you use a term ironically so often that it becomes part of your vernacular.

Why do you keep saying “jelly,” do you have mockholm syndrome?

by Raf74 October 16, 2020

Mock

When you call someone a mock, it means there annoying, irritating, or overall just a headache.

“Why won’t you answer me?” - person 1
“Because your such a mock.” - person 2

by heheh1234 November 24, 2020

Mockers

Noun used to express impending trouble similar to ‘bad luck’, a ‘curse’ or ‘jinx’

When doing something important outside and someone naively states “I hope it doesn’t rain” you would reply “Well now you’ve put the mockers on it!”

by WhoShotJR? December 6, 2020

Mockingbeat

I'm, but a little bit bit bit, show
But a little bit bit bit, shame
But a little bit, bit, bic
Bit, bit, bit
I'll, just a little bit bit bit, shall
Just a little bit bit bit, shake
But a little bit, bit, bic
Bit, Bit, Bit
I'm just the man in the back
Just the man in the back
Just the man in the back
Cksh* powt ptop tpow
I'm just the demeaning the pack

just the demeaning the pack

just the demeaning the paaack
War
F*ck the system
War
F*ck the system
F*ck the system
War
F*ck the system
War
I need to f*ck the sys
I need to f*ck the sys
I need to f*ck the sys
Well I'm, but a little bit bit bit, show
But a little bit bit bit, shame
But a little bit, bit, bic
Bit, bit, bit
I'm, but a little bit bit bit, show
But a little bit bit bit, shame
But a little bit, bit, bic
Bit, bit, bit
I'm just the man in the back
Just the man in the back
Just the man in the back
I'm just demeaning the pack
just demeaning the pack
just demeaning the paaay
War!
F*ck the system
War!
F*ck the system
F*ck the system
War!!
F*ck the system
War!!!
I need to f*ck the sys!
I need to f*ck the sys!
I need to f*ck the sys!
Um chka pok,*
Um chka pok*
You need to f*ck the sys-
You need to f*ck the sys-
You need to f*ck the sys-
We all need to f*ck the sys-
I'm, but a little bit bit bit, show
But a little bit bit bit, shame
But a little bit, bit, bit
Bit, bit, bit
I need to f*ck the system
We all need to f*ck the system!

One should never fight the war by constantly up with his Mockingbeat.

by pToo pLoose December 23, 2020

Mockers

The name of the Mock Nine band fanbase. Originally it was called Cult 9 but that wasn't cool enough.

1: yoo look at them they're so swag!
2: well yeah that's because they're all mockers.

by hoshiaxo January 3, 2021