Mom

Mom, the most powerful being in the universe
Main Weapon: Belt
Weak Spot: None

Run, it's Mom

by DidUrMom127 October 14, 2021

mom

damn yo mom fat af

yo is that ur mom?

nah im adopted *starts mongolian start singing

by udovic je picka licka November 23, 2021

Mom

That one person who really REALLY misses you right now. This may not seem important now but spend time with your mom when you see her. I’ll give you a story, In the summer I spent it with my dad and barely saw my mom. After that, I found out that I had to come live with my dad which I really didn’t want to do. Ever single day after that I missed her and I still barely get to see her. A mom is someone you can count on when you need someone. A person who you can trust with secrets. Love you mom!

Mom: So what’s new today?
Daughter: *tells about day*
Mom: thank you for telling me! Love you!

by nothtemiddlechild November 23, 2021

Mom

Mom means someone's mum but they put mom because they're probably a gamer who likes fingers up there bum
Mom is such a literal bastard

(Boy) hey mom (Mom) yes son? (Boy) your gay
Mom means someone who likes to get there son or brother to sit on their lap just like Charlie price

by Elliot croft November 23, 2021

Mom

A mom is something dependent on your care and love.

*sees puppy* Aw, look at that cute mom!

by Dawn Eagle November 28, 2021

mom

someone who will beat your ass if you scream fortnight kid 42 times at 3 am in the morning and you will find yourself in a strange place when you wake up called an orphanage.

FORTNIGHT KID

FORTNIGHT KID

FORTNIGHT-
a strange figure appears called your mom
"sound of getting beatin by mom"

by fortnightkid10044 November 28, 2021

mom

who i did last night

me : leme smash
mom : ok

by sexy sempai November 30, 2021