Marty Mites

The most indestructible garden pest known to man. Since every pesticide has been tried on this species and evolved them to a point of invincibility, they are amazingly resilient to death, and are the most powerful, unstoppable spider mite in existence.

Once your garden has Marty Mites it will inevitably be decimated.

by NMAF August 17, 2011

Klaus Mikaelson

(Ni)Klaus Mikaelson is the Original Hybrid, also known as the hottest man alive. He was a misunderstood guy who has a great development oh and not to forget a soft spot for Caroline Forbes(-Salvatore).

A: hOLY MOTHER OF NATURE I WANT A KLAUS MIKAELSON
B: Me too, sister. Me too...

by Klausfeels December 28, 2017

Dirty Mikael

When you give her/them Ambien and exlax, then take bets on when/who shit's the bed first.

"We were going to the Casino, instead we pulled a Dirty Mikael."

by Vith Dos Jal September 20, 2021

Micaela

fugly little irish man

Oh that Micaela, she's a fugly little irish man.

by shazzamattaz August 31, 2011

Mikael

has the middle child syndrome gone so extreme it's not great, a bit of a bully, popular, not great at communicating.

kind of needs to grow up

He was such a Mikael when he punched his little brother

by Living meme fangirl queen January 20, 2019

Micaela

Likes to smell Sophies asshole

Sophie: Why are you smelling my ass
Micaela: Because it smells good ahh

by Jackdimmadomeee May 29, 2019

Micaela

Someone who has really good style, but no one likes her because she can be a cold harded bitch sometimes. She gets orgasms every couple minutes, and loves to play with her dog.

"I'm so happy i dont have a Micaela for a friend"

by ihatemicaela82 January 14, 2009