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Girlfriend Positioning System

The surreptitious use of Google Latitude on your girlfriend's phone so that you can track her whereabouts without her knowing. Tends not to work with technology-proficient girlfriends. Also requires a phone that supports Latitude, but helped by the prevalence of Android, Apple OS and Blackberry phones.

Commonly abbreviated GiPS (pronounced: jips).
John: so Carla's gone out with her friends tonight, huh? Where are they headed?

Bob: she said Misty's but, hang on - my girlfriend positioning system shows an anomaly - why is she in some random street in Hangleton???

John: dude!
by Mr. Duffy May 29, 2010
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Myspace Girlfriends

Boys who have girlfriends on myspace theyve never met....
tyler edelman: "phone with sarah!"
nahja: "who she?"
tyler edelman: "this sexy babe i met on myspace now she's my myspace girlfriends."
nahja: "ahhh shittt, he's at it again!"
by Jay-Loose December 13, 2009
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prop boyfriend/girlfriend

a person, probably a close friend, who acts like a boyfriend or girlfriend of a closet gay who is afraid to "come out" to his/her family.
josh asked brittany to be his prop girlfriend around his parents because he is afraid of telling them he is gay.

candice asked me to be her prop boyfriend until she tells her parents she is gay.

prop boyfriend/girlfriend
by darkness411 May 11, 2009
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Girlfriend Appreciation day

Girlfriend Appreciation day-

“I have to post how much I appreciate my girlfriend
by Catsinboots395 August 15, 2019
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dont do it girlfriend

when a black girl does something and her friend tells her not to do it.sometimes they snap there fingers while they say it.
lucky(my dog) -licking his feet

me:dont do it girlfriend
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ninja girlfriend

A mistress. A sexual partner that is unknown to the rest of the world, she is kept hidden from the public, and from the publicly proclaimed girlfriend and wife, mate, live-in spouse.
The dude's married but is looking for a ninja girlfriend anyway.
by GEO Z October 14, 2006
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girlfriend

A member of society that is constantly hated by her boyfriend's mother for no apparent reason.

The mother hates the girlfriend just for existing.
Mother: "Why are you dating your girlfriend? She's the devil and I cannot stand her. I want you to break up with her!"
Son: "Mom, I've been with her for 4 years. Why can't you learn to like her?"
by hatedbyamother December 6, 2009
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