minnesubhick

A suburban hick living in the urban sprawl of the twin cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul. Can be seen with typical hick features like amullet, snowmobile jacket and WWE t-shirt. Also seen with unclassy worn out style such as Guess jeans, Abercrombie & Fitch shirts, Levi's "Button Your Fly" 80's wear, nuthugger jeanshorts, and eastland deck shoes. Can be found in trashy karaoke/pulltab bars, bowling alleys, golf (traditional or disc) courses and at the Mall of America.

Chad: Oh man, don't tee off yet, there's a bunch of minnesubhicks on the fairway.
Josh: Fuck, I hate those dipshits!

by bumbobway April 9, 2004

Minnesota Hot Pocket

Vomiting inside a woman's vagina, and then continuing to have sex with her vagina vigorously and mashing the vomit around inside her. After you finish inside her, then beginning to eat your juice and vomit while licking her vagina in a forceful manner.

See definition of Minnesota Hot Pocket.

by Hotpocket King November 5, 2009

Minnie Mouse

an attractive female of mixed racial background (usually of Black and White descent).

"Guess who's back in my motherfuckin' house, half black half white chick I call her Minnie Mouse"

Lyrics taken from Jay-z "Fuck All Nite"

by Amar Bogalampa October 16, 2008

Minnesota Dome Dog

The act of fucking a girl who unexpectedly got her period so you pull out and your dick is covered in blood and you get pissed so you slap it between her buns so it looks like a dome dog.

Oh my god I gave this girl the worst minnesota dome dog last night.

by swampdonkey612 August 5, 2008

Columbus minnesota

A city that is now in disaray because of the K-lumbus rebel. Who are in a long lasting war against the poor town of scandia. The K-lumbus rebels have dominated the war since the start but the scandianavians just keep crawling out of every gutter in town.

The K-lumbus rebels from columbus minnesota will crush the bitches from scandia.

by The K-lumbus rebel December 8, 2010

rochester minnesota

The sexiest goddamn motherfucking place in the United States. Only straight savages come to this town.

Top 4 reason to come to rochester minnesota
People? Sexy
Century High? Sexy
M to the A to the Y to the OG Clinic??? Sexy
Geese? FufuLame... but still savage af.

by slimmyeezus September 20, 2016

Worthington, Minnesota

A terrible ghetto town. All the buildings there make the town look like a rundown slum. The only buildings that look OK are a McDonalds and a Perkins restaurant. The hospital is the same size as four walk-in closets. Usually, the first person you ever might see there from your car looks like a poor mexican thug. Most of the people there smoke and do drugs. If you ever go there, get out ASAP.

Where are you from?

Worthington, Minnesota...

AAHH! DON'T MUG ME!

by Carbuddy15 May 31, 2011