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Bucket Minge

To have an excessively large vagina, due to a high amount of sexual intercoarse or being really really bored and sticking phalic objects up there.
Derek: Shelly lied to me, she ain't a virgin!
Raj: How did you find that out?
Derek: She's a got fuckin bucket minge!
Raj: Maybe she's been bored.
by F meister May 18, 2006
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Midget Minge Muncher

A midget minge muncher is a height challenged adult female who likes to drink from the furry cup of life. Similar to up-skirt golden shower guzzlers, minge munchers particularly enjoy the state of stupor that results from a process known as female ejaculate face flooding.
I, your mother was a midget minge muncher just like her mother before her. Your mother could drink a 1,000 stench swilled quims dry a day and still have room for a pile of old female ejaculate before bed. Them were the days before television.
by Anarcho-Capitalist February 6, 2010
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Muddy Minge

A prolonged period of time at a music festival can cause a great deal of sweating, drinking; therefore urinating and exposure to mud and piss-filled pints of beer.

The combination of these things can lead to a rather unpleasent aroma developing in the vaginal area; an odour which will remian for the duration of the festival due to the lack of adequate showering and general hygiene facillities.

Thus, girls may suffer from the well known phenomenon termed "a muddy minge".
Deeksy- "Fucking hell. I shagged this girl at Leeds Fest last year but I refused to go down on her."

Some guy- "Why man?"

Deeksy- "She had a right muddy minge!"
by BeefQuarmby January 30, 2010
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Man minge

I bet your man minge is strawberry blonde because your hair is strawberry blonde.
by Dave7red November 1, 2013
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coolio minge

A mixture of Coolio and Minge forming a phrase used as a warning before hitting something out of ones hands.
Coolio Minge!
*Hits iPhone out of ones hand*

or

That kid just got Coolio Minged
by Matthew Hamster June 15, 2014
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Whore's Minge

English slang intended as an insult, implying that the intended recipient is in fact, a prostitutes vagina!
Look at way that "whore's minge" over there is dressed, what a plonker!

Where's that Alan, he still owes me twenty quid, whore's minge!
by The Jimster March 13, 2008
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furry white minge

Little albert, generalisation your grandmas muff for a white rat. Classical conditioning= gone wrong
Lauren: Hey miss what is stimulus generalization?
Mimi: *Pisses*
Miss: When Little Albert

mistakes his fear of a furry white rat for your nans furry white minge
by Lauren squrirell May 19, 2021
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