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mile-high clubbing

v. The act of having sex in or around Denver, Colorado, USA, a city which is approximately 5280 feet (1 mile; 1.6km) above sea level, and is known as the "Mile-High City". Bonus points if the sex involved an actual dance club in Denver.

n. mile-high club
The group of people who have had sex as defined above.
I can't believe I lost my virginity through mile-high clubbing the other night!
by RehabbedMacAddict February 11, 2009
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pedophile mile

any town or area with a larger than normal population of pedophiles. in other words "creep central" or "where uncle mark touched me". There are a few defining characteristics of a pedophile mile that distinguishes it from other suburban areas.
1. an excess of white vans and / or ice cream trucks parked in nearly every driveway.
2. an abnormal amount of shady characters, specifically ones over 40, possibly with small children.
3. if you walk down the street and a random man with a lisp asked to see your no-no area, you are probably in the pedophile mile.
4. last but not least if you see john mccain on any of the porches, RUN. this is most definitely a pedophile mile.
tim: "dude you took the long way home? arent there a shitload of creepy old people?"

john: "fer sure man, its the pedophile mile down there. im lucky to have made it out with my anus intact."

tim: "no doubt. say doesn't your grampa live down there?"

john: "*shudder* dont mention his name... i still have flashbacks."
by a3ro October 12, 2010
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mildge

Chop: How much midlge we got left?
Cass: Enough for a few cones
Chop: Sweet, p the b for me then!!
by Chiggy January 12, 2005
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8 mile

A road in my wonderful state of Michigan (I'll trade spotswith someone who lives in California... you know who you are, people who say your ghetto and grew up on 8-mile and are chased by popos but never even have been in Detroit)

basically it is a mile road
ex: 24 mile road, 16 mile road

It is most famous now for the role it played in Eminem's 8 mile, in which it seperates the whites and the blacks. Though it is shwown as a ghetto area, it is not as bad as East Detroit and their shitty ass school district.
ex: I was going to a Red Wings' game and I got lost on 8-mile so I locked my doors.

ex 2: "Why pay money to see 8-mile when I can see it in real life, all I need to do is drive 2 miles"
by Zabi of Detroit May 18, 2004
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Mile high club

by Sex king. February 15, 2014
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Nine Mile

A large community in onslow county. Located near Jacksonville and Richlands. Home of good old fashioned people, cooking, parties, four wheeler riding, hunting, fishing, farming, a gas station, Grill, two churches. Not to mention one of the greatest groups of rednecks you'll ever meet.
by chevycamarors367 June 22, 2008
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mile on me sock

As in "that walk put nuff mile on me sock".
by Dexter Brownstone May 28, 2006
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