mesher

Southern Central England term, basically the same as scally, or cacker. Strictly a slightly more affluent version of the latter.

'No I won't buy you any fags you mesher'.

by iansonuk March 16, 2004

Mather Feck

The south park version (especially Cartman) of Mother Fuck. Pretty self-explanatory...

"Mather Feck Kyle! You feckin jew!!" (No racism implied, honest.)

by Cyrus Bonez July 14, 2007

Give-a-Toss-a-meter

A fictious device used to measure your personally interest in a given story or news.

Well that story about your car journey to work failed to move the needle on my Give-a-toss-a-meter.

by Matt Eagles October 23, 2003

swamp donkage meter

A meter rating a swamp donkey on a 1-10 scale. Relates to the 1-10 scale of the hottness meter but rates how ugly/fat these girls really are. 1 being the least ugly/fat 10 being the most ugly/fat. A 1 on the swamp donkage meter is not to be confused with a 1 on a hottness meter, as a swamp donkey is much much worse.

Damn that girls fucking nasty.

Yeah shes definitely a 10 on the swamp donkage meter.

by PoopyyHead June 25, 2009

thot-o-meter

A boner, the longer it is the more of a thot the female you see is.

Thot: Hey there, big boy.

Thot Destroyer: My thot-o-meter is higher than ever, BEGONE!

by 69xXx_Memez_xXx69 May 24, 2018

kim mathers

sweet beautiful woman who has been to hell and back. An angel

her and Slim are good for each other.
Eat shit you dumb ho's who diss her

by Aroha (i_got_ur_back_kim) September 12, 2003

meter maid

A woman member of a police traffic control department who issues tickets for parking violations.

I had to face the meter maid when Jack parked at the bus stop.

by uyums January 2, 2009