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megachurch manlet

A megachurch manlet is a massively delusional microscopic manlet boy who senselessly, sinfully and insolently dares to sully the sanctity of the house of the Lord with his abominable attendance, thereby bringing upon himself inexorable divine wrath because it clearly states in the Bible in Leviticus 21:20 that no dwarf shall draw near the temple. For shame! The sacrilegious sissy manlet would be well-advised to sacrifice himself by jumping into the depths of the manlet pit, in order to appease the venerated Randy Newman, the patron saint of manletism. If his derisory offering is excepted, then the preposterously petite midget monstrosity will be blessed by having his dying wish granted, being that Short People shall be played at his nanoscopic funeral.
Sophia: Hey, why is that tarred and feathered megachurch manlet exhaustedly carrying around that cross pendant on his back over there? Isabella: It's the devastatingly dwarfed manlet's just punishment following is immediate excommunication because he got totally wasted off of one sip of communion wine and then urinated into the holy water font. Sophia: Silly manlet boys. The Passion of the Manlet. Isabella: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 30, 2024
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Menace

Slayer man, he is a cat and likes to run around and knock things over and chew into chip bags.
You know that cat slayer? " Yeah he is a huge menace but he's cute though."
by aznjxe December 27, 2023
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Metacism

The belief that Metahumans and humans aren’t the same.
Them damn humans shouldn’t have the same rights as us Metahumans

Metacism isn’t right, boy!
by WordyWinston February 27, 2024
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Menace to M’s March

Annoy the people who’s name starts with “M”!
Person - Yo Maxwell its Menace to M’s March
Maxwell - OH SHOOT

*person slaps Maxwell*
by VolcanicSalt March 8, 2024
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menacingcafe

Typically someone that is shy yet evil in a cute way. Tends to form bonds over long distances. I’d quite sweet but also a brat when the time is needed.
That girl is a real menacingcafe. You never know if she’s gonna be nice to you or pull a slightly inconvenient prank.
by Bird12!?man March 20, 2024
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An effect or aura of being menacing with the kanji for menacing surrounding you, this is used in JoJo's bizzare addventure
*Dio appears* *Menacing menacing menacing menacing menacing menacing menacing menacing menacing menacing menacing menacing menacing menacing menacing menacing menacing menacing menacing menacing menacing menacing menacing*
by ilikekamenrider April 9, 2024
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Menace

A cat named Slayer who tenda to jump on counters and make messes.
Oh my God look at slayer! He is on the counter eating my food what a menace !!
by aznjxe June 12, 2024
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