matas

Another word for describing urethritis, probably because the original hebrew word "mts" was used to describe a sexually crippled person.

Idiot1: OMG, you got the matas !
Idiot2: I hate matas ! Matas is so annoying !

by Yopash July 3, 2008

Matisse

crazy motha fucka who really knows how to crank up a fiesta!!
she is a very big FAT LAZY!!! but loves to get frisk with those boys eh eh ;)
and is a very lloyal friend

boy-man uno: Wow i got hella frisky with a girl tonight
boy-man dos: Really? damn your luckY! she must be one hell of a Matisse
boy-uno: Oh ya i love those matisses

by megan tits December 29, 2010

Mats

1. A hideout near the canteen that has now been ruined by muzzas, lebos, sevys, teachers and school dickheads.

1. Mats? Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

by PositiveMr June 14, 2009

Maths

The Improper way of spelling /saying "Math". British people use it because the queen taught them. "Math" sounds better than "Maths" and if you do say the latter, you are VERY stupid because "Math" is ONE THING. A SUBJECT.

Brit:Im going off to maths now! Pip Pip Cheerio!
*Smart guy Shoots off Brit's Kneecap*
Smart Guy: You're an idiot. Im gonna make sure you do not contaminate the rest of the world by saying "Maths"!
*Smart guy shoots off Brit's balls*
Brit: Ill hang myself after Maths Cl...
*Smart Guy fires the rest of the clip into Brit's head*

by Sam Douglas July 18, 2005

Mathsterbate

To require kleenex after mathematical gratification

Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cummulative frequency

by Tom and Sarah May 30, 2006

No Mates

Have no friends, and being beaten up because your a loner.

Look at Allen he is a No Mates.

by Current Events CELUE February 27, 2009

andre matos

Andre matos is god (actually it's the best metal singer ever)

i'll pray andre matos
i'll sing like andre matos
i'll kill andre matos and disect him as a very nice room decoration

by Kyoshiro January 20, 2005