doesn't matter

Girl's definition: something that really does matter to them but they don't want to bother you with the issue.

James: How are you today
Cheyenne: It doesn't matter *sighs*
James: come on, yes it does
Cheyenne: no it doesn't... *looks down sad*
James: It's important, come on tell me
Cheyenne: Depressed

James: How are you today
Cheyenne: It doesn't matter *sighs*
James: come on, yes it does
Cheyenne: no it doesn't... *looks down sad*
James: It's important, come on tell me
Cheyenne: Depressed

by <3boo<3 November 29, 2014

Femboys Matter

A phrase that is often mistaken for being sexist or anti-feminism. It does not mean that Femboys Matter more, it means we matter too, and is in-reality, a Pro-Feminist movement.

We are all human beings, and boys and express themselves just like women. So in response to that, Femboys Matter.

by femboysmatter September 14, 2020

Baby Jesus Fecal Matter

The feeling one gets from eating too much sweet and sour chicken. The person feels like they have to give birth to "the baby Jesus" in fecal form.

"Man, after that Chinese I need to give birth to baby Jesus fecal matter."

by Sweaty Balls and the Rickist April 5, 2010

Mateo

mateo is the type of boy that grows taller than you after being one of the shortest in the class.

He is super nice and friendly and he always knows how to cheer you up. Despite his awkwardness, he makes a good friend and will always take time to listen to you.

Mateo is overall a great guy and will definitely be able to put a smile on your face.

Person 1: haha he’s so awkward it makes me laugh.

Person 2: yeah that’s mateo, he’s a great friend

by uruallysubjecketisnice December 2, 2019

mateo

mateo is the almighty supreme most good looking pimp in the house

person: omg have you seen mateo? hes so hot
other person: obviously hes so fine, its cuz hes a pimp

by nooo-o_o June 22, 2021

bovine fecal matter

the clinical way of saying "bullshit"

Person A: "I don't lie, I always tell the truth"
RESPONSE: "that's that bovine fecal matter right there..."

by DocCullors August 7, 2012

Mattox

1) (noun) A male that has an excessive temper, an ego to match it and alienates all the people arround him as a result. Any desire to run for public office by this individual will end in defeat( making this a perfect gambling opportunity). Avoid a Mattox at all costs.

2) (noun) A sexual position involving three men and a goat. The number of men is variable but the presence of the goat is required.

"I don't have the bail money to be friends with another Mattox. The last bankrupt me and I don't even know what became of mah goat."

by WheredMyGoatGo? October 22, 2011