King Mathers

King Mathers is an unreleased album by hip-hop artist Eminem The LP was supposed to be released in 2007, and was originally planned to be his retirement album, as noted in the closer track “It’s Been Real”.

The artist himself has rarely mentioned the project ever since, but later on he would reveal the actual existence of this project. For instance, on the third verse of his 2017 track “Castle,” Em talked about the possibility of releasing the album and then retire, for the sake of his daughter Hailie and his own well-being:

I can’t stomach, they can take this fame back, I don’t want it
I’ll put out this last album, then I’m done with it
One-hundred percent finished
Fed up with it, I’m hanging it up, fuck it

Guy #1 Hey do you the whole King Mathers scandal back in 07?”

Guy #2 Oh yeah Eminem’s rumoured retirement album yeah I do.

by [e-mail] October 26, 2022

john mathew

a very cool person, only thing that's unsettling about them is how they only have 1 t on mathew. They hate math but they like fictional men, should've been named john menew

1. "Oh wow they despise math they're probably named John Mathew"

2. "Omg Fukuzawa is so hot i'm turning into John Mathew fr"

by synchii202 March 25, 2023

Braden Mathew Jaynes

He is the absolute sweetest guy ever! Braden is the kind of guy who will always stand by you no matter what and will always have your back. He can be a little insane sometimes but never ceases to amaze with his incredible sweetness. He is always smiling and is such a sweetheart.He is very very when I say very I mean he is very thiccc and he as a VERY BIG DUIGH and people love to have him as a friend

Braden Mathew Jaynes is such a good friend

by Pu$$y Bacon May 3, 2023

Pulling a Matheson special

When a family member or family friend constantly late to events that have been well planed for. To the point where everyone the person knows actively plans around said person lateness.

“I’m really sorry I’m late stone!”

“It’s fine Hex, I know you mom is a master at pulling a Matheson special.”
Or

I have ADHD of course I keep pulling a Matheson special.

by Hexed_into_next_year February 17, 2023

spaghetti level mathematics

Math so bad it actually violates geneva convention.

1: "Yo bro how did the exams go?"
2: "I did some spaghetti level mathematics. Now the NSA is after me. RUN!"

by MathGenevaConventionVIolator May 25, 2023

Eminem , Slim shady , Marshall Bruce Mathers

Eminem ( his artistic name ) , slim shady ( the name he gives to his "bad side" ) , marshal ( his real name ) is a rapper ( the best rapper ever )

"do u like Eminem , Slim shady , Marshall Bruce Mathers ?"

"NO"

"stfu"

by arealstan April 13, 2021

Can I have yo mathematics?

Another way of asking a person for their number. Based on the holla holla holla guy from dave chappelle's show.

Explanation of phrase: when one asks for another persons number they usually say it by "can i have your number?" or "I see that fine bootay of yo's, holla with them digits at meh why dontchya?" The reason we say "mathematics" is because a number is theoretically math, hence the term can i have yo mathematics?

Nala: Hey Simba... you look hawt!
Simba: say gurl, lemme holla holla holla atchya. can I have yo mathematics?

Aash: Dayummmnnnn look at calaia's bootayyyy!
Shivani: wa wa wee wah I WANT!
*both yell at calaia* say gurl! can i have yo mathematics?!?!??

by Asswhole_with_a_dubya February 21, 2011