math class

The reason most smart kids got the crap beaten out of them for 7 or so years.

X: Dude, I love math class; word problems are interesting and I always get good grades.
Y: I'm going to shit on your face for saying that.

by ashley sue July 27, 2004

math class

1. A place where a logical, meaningful, and beautiful natural philosophy is most likely completely mangled by one who couldn't really understand it and therefore got a job teaching. This person, in my personal experience, probably also lacks a sense of humor, common sense, and, quite possibly, a soul.

1. I spent a lot of time in a lot of math classes trying to catch up on sleep.

by Al October 12, 2003

Siefer Math

The math used to determine whether or not Outbound is up or down on cases.

Utilizing Siefer Math, Outbound cases are up 1,738 even though carton length was 25-inches with Scotts on three lines and big Sterilite on the other with tile and four-foot Philips coming through CCS.

by LLD-NLD-4419 June 22, 2018

Reagan Math

A term describing the faulty logic of Reaganomics. Also known as trickle down, the theory is that if you reduce income (i.e. cut taxes) then you somehow generate more revenue. Obviously, this is not rational thinking.

The proof that this did not work (as if anyone needed it) is the fact that the national debt tripled during the Reagan Administration.

Less is more? WTF? Reagan math is a bunch of bullshit!

by Charles_U_Farley November 22, 2010

gorilla math

Bad math. Very crude, bad math, often performed by someone who thinks they know what they're doing.

(From Rounders)

Mike: "So, what do you owe him?"

Worm: "I don't know, by his crazy fuckin' gorilla math... like fifteen."

by RobbyPants August 13, 2007

math book

A ponderous tome, containing information in an encrypted form of english. Supposedly teaches how to do math, but incomprehensible to anyone who cannot already do math (See catch 22). Often, the number of Greek letters and obscure symbols found within outnumber the actual english words. Enjoyed by no one. Any exceptions lie.

After hours of studying his math book, he understood no math.

by Hengist December 30, 2005

Maths Debate

1.When you have a debate in a mathematical subject (e.g. algebra or fractions.)
2.When you make someone look stupid because "maths debate" can be translated into "masturbate"

Person 1:Say Maths debate 5 times really fast.
Person 2:Okay.Maths Debate, Maths Debate, Masturbate, Masturbate, Masturbate

by Shamona1222 April 27, 2011