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Beard-Mask

Grown facial hair that is attached to the face through follicles in the skin found mostly in most male homo sapiens. Not much different than a Beard, the Beard-Mask is instead used for reasons classically inconsistent with historical practices such as; protecting the face from harsh elements, religious practices, being unable to shave from lack of resources, and mere preference. Instead, a Beard-Mask is grown to cover any number of jarring inconsistencies to the face or emotional well-being of its wearer. These reasons include: Covering the ravages of pubescent acne scars. Physical deformation of the face or neck. Having a baby-face, or youthfully juvenile appearance. Double Chin. Perceived Unattractiveness. Overall Unattractiveness. Low/ Non-Existent self-esteem.
Matt definitely wears that creepy beard-mask to cover his toxic self-esteem, not to mention, those giant welts from acne and poor hygiene.
by bentslightly August 2, 2022
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MASK BALLS

A person who acts aggressively towards others, in stark contrast to how they would normally act, solely due to the fact that their face is covered with a mask.
I can't belive the MASK BALLS on that old lady in Wal-Mart. She said, "Out of my way you ignorant non mask wearer! You are going down the isle the wrong way and I need to stock up on toilet paper and cat food post haste!" before she ran me over with her cart.
by Beerlord69 June 7, 2020
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Almaguerilla Mask

When you shave your beard and save the clippings then masturbate to completion and spread your ejaculate on your face then sprinkle your beard clippings onto your ejaculate-covered face and create a new beard.
My homeboy shaved his beard off but immediately regretted it, so he he came on his face and gave himself an Almaguerilla Mask.
by Calendar Boy September 12, 2020
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Dealer mask

a very underrated character from high-rise invasion also known as tenkuu shinpan
She's a level 7 guardian angel and uses a gun. She's really strong and cute
me: I simp for dealer mask. She's best waifu
friend: who the heck is that?
me: you uncultured swine! She is someone I would lay down my life for.
by soratori5 May 20, 2021
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MASK BALLS

A person who acts aggressively towards others, in stark contrast to how they would normally act, solely due to the fact that their face is covered with a mask.
I can't belive the MASK BALLS on that old lady in Wal-Mart. She said, "Out of my way you ignorant non mask wearer! You are going down the isle the wrong way and I need to stock up on toilet paper and cat food post haste!" before she ran me over with her electric cart.
by Beerlord69 June 7, 2020
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masked 10

a masked 10 is a female (or a male) who looks very hot with their mask on, but once the mask is removed, they drop to a 3 or 4
I hate college during corona because there are so many masked 10s
damn that girl is such a catfish, shes a masked 10
by coolmanguydude February 1, 2021
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Orangutan mask

see also gorilla mask

accomplished by first shaving one's ginger pubic hair. After applying an adhesive to a friend or foe's face, apply the pubic hairs.

Usually a form of punishment.
After losing a bet, the loser suffered an Orangutan mask. Charlie grew out his pubes for weeks in preparation of his friend's much anticipated punishment.
by Red85 November 20, 2010
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