A kick ass town.
Usually known for drugs, bomb scares, fights,and all that stuff. People usually under estimate shaders, but we're more than that. We're not "white trash" or "wannabe's". We're just people who know how to have FUN. So be jealous.
Usually known for drugs, bomb scares, fights,and all that stuff. People usually under estimate shaders, but we're more than that. We're not "white trash" or "wannabe's". We're just people who know how to have FUN. So be jealous.
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popular term used in maesteg school in south wales, usually an odd reply to a question when you cant be bothered to give an answer, marley? is a guaranteed way to get a laugh out of any situation.
by Llan Boyz November 4, 2009
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by Bugsy August 10, 2005
Get the maple shot mug.A decent town in King County situated between Covington, Hobart, Ravensdale and Black Diamond. Full of a lot of liberal yuppies who have been indoctrinated to be TV worshiping hipsters.
The skatepark is lousy and full of stoners/drifters who will never progress. The drug problem is moderate with mostly peaceful hippies but the occasional tweaker will pass through. There are many flannel wearing stoners with a mutual respect toward everyone and their community. The non egotistical but incredibly ballsy stoner/skater types do exist but rarely skate there unless trying to kill time.
Others are the common image of enormous gauges, I heart boobies wrist bands, v-neck shirts or baja shirts, eccentric pants or sweat pants, mocasins and crocs. About as common you will find those who wear a tap out hat and an MMA shirt but hipsters have lost all ambition in life.
The occasional ramp tramp, little raver emo girl or future attention whore is common. Many people who would rather be inside all day and watch Adventure Time rather than have hobbies.
The occasional conspiracy theorist, veteran and blue collared types would consider the area a haven. Older generations don't use the internet as much as the kids in this town who are hooked trolls with phony facebook meme lives. Beware of longboards and kids on their smartphones.
The skatepark is lousy and full of stoners/drifters who will never progress. The drug problem is moderate with mostly peaceful hippies but the occasional tweaker will pass through. There are many flannel wearing stoners with a mutual respect toward everyone and their community. The non egotistical but incredibly ballsy stoner/skater types do exist but rarely skate there unless trying to kill time.
Others are the common image of enormous gauges, I heart boobies wrist bands, v-neck shirts or baja shirts, eccentric pants or sweat pants, mocasins and crocs. About as common you will find those who wear a tap out hat and an MMA shirt but hipsters have lost all ambition in life.
The occasional ramp tramp, little raver emo girl or future attention whore is common. Many people who would rather be inside all day and watch Adventure Time rather than have hobbies.
The occasional conspiracy theorist, veteran and blue collared types would consider the area a haven. Older generations don't use the internet as much as the kids in this town who are hooked trolls with phony facebook meme lives. Beware of longboards and kids on their smartphones.
Stoner:"Hey party in Maple Valley!"
Yuppie:"Wow I haven't been there in ever because I live in the city and I'm a hipster"
Stoner:"Really? Maple Valley has nothing better to do not even a movie theater"
Yuppie:"Swag, yeah we should prey on some younger girls"
Stoner:"SWAG, So.Were.All.Gay"
Yuppie:"Don't worry lets go to a rave and sell molly and oxycontin"
Stoner:"Fuck my life we might as well go to comic con"
Yuppie:"Yeah pretending to be a drug dealer is too difficult I should get a real job"
Stoner:"Oh well at least we can sell weed to some burnouts from my source"
Yuppie:"Wow I haven't been there in ever because I live in the city and I'm a hipster"
Stoner:"Really? Maple Valley has nothing better to do not even a movie theater"
Yuppie:"Swag, yeah we should prey on some younger girls"
Stoner:"SWAG, So.Were.All.Gay"
Yuppie:"Don't worry lets go to a rave and sell molly and oxycontin"
Stoner:"Fuck my life we might as well go to comic con"
Yuppie:"Yeah pretending to be a drug dealer is too difficult I should get a real job"
Stoner:"Oh well at least we can sell weed to some burnouts from my source"
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