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Whore-Machine

A lady who has no shame and is happy to be treated as a filthy sex object. Every hole is a goal! You wouldn't touch it unless you were really smashed, then would regret it in the morning.
Look out, here comes whore-machine! Who fancies a crack tonight?
by Stealth Shagger October 9, 2008
mugGet the Whore-Machinemug.

The Vending Machine

One person male or female that deposits an edible organic or in-organic object into their rectal cavity. Then another person male or female begins to chomp just outside of the rectum just at the same time as the object is being pushed out by the initial person that became the receptical. Thus the receptical, aka the person that just took the said object, organic or otherwise, becomes the living vending machine.
John is the vending machine, he just stuffed that girthy sausage into his ass, and now Paul is eating it, just as John shits it out.
mugGet the The Vending Machinemug.

gash machine

The place where one takes out money on a night out into town where one intends on pulling some mingers or simply having an inevitably crap night
I'd better get some money out from the gash machine..it's going to be one of those nights
by very_ape January 18, 2006
mugGet the gash machinemug.

Moreen Machine

Someone you know that fucks every living specemin. Someone with a gigantic cock. If you know a moreen you know your place in society, bent over with his extreamky deadly cock down you arsehole.
Moreen Machine gave it to that girl down the road.
by Momo456 December 12, 2018
mugGet the Moreen Machinemug.

Hallucination Machine

A derogatory (but accurate) term used to refer to "generative AI" like ChatGPT, referring to the tendency of such programs to "hallucinate" invalid information and present it as truth.
"Yo did you hear that Google is adding generative AI to their voice assistant?"

"Wow, I can talk to the hallucination machine! What an innovation!"
by _Colonial_ October 9, 2023
mugGet the Hallucination Machinemug.

rage machine

A party animal may turn into a rage machine after consuming too many brewskies but can be tamed by eating taquitos
by Limearita December 19, 2014
mugGet the rage machinemug.

Fatty Machine

Reference to all form of Vending Machine and other chocolate-dispensing memorabilia used by fatties
I'm going to the fatty machine to buy some chocolate
by meloveyoulongtimeitstrue November 8, 2010
mugGet the Fatty Machinemug.

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