March 14th 

The male equivalent to Valentine's Day (February 14th), Steak n' Blowjob Day. Steak n' Blowjob Day relates to couples participating in the consumption of steak (mainly medium rare) and the female giving the male a blowjob for a minimum of 6 minutes (traditional countdown from mesoamerican holiday).

Bary: "Hey Martha! It's March 14th!"
Martha: "Bary you're a sick fuck, I'm getting a divorce"
Bary: *unzips pants furiously* "Get to suckin'!"

March 14th by McJazzerVEVO October 23, 2019

March 22 

Birthday of strong, resilient, big hearted women. The day of celebrating another year if strength and wisdom.

March 22 is the birthday of amazing souls. You would be fortunate if you married one of these rare, amazing women born on March 22.

March 22 by Vanadium November 19, 2019

March 9 

A day in which whomst must give head to a significant other

Give me March 9 silly goose

March 9 by Coochieslayer21 October 17, 2019

March 24 

Today is artist appreciation day! You must thank a artist for there style hard work or how beautiful or amazing or funny there art is, even say “Hello!” And make there day better! If you find a artist compliment them and hope that they do well in the future! If you find a tracer/art stealer try helping them out to stop doing it instead of pointing them out in public! Even try to draw for yourself!

Person 1:”Hey dude did you know it’s March 24?”

Person 2:”It is?”
Person two finds a artist and starts to compliment them!
Person 2: “Your style is amazing, even the colors shine out so nicely!”

Artist:”Why thank you!”

Person 2:”Your welcome!”

March 24 by Pumpkin the bun boi December 20, 2020

March 25th 

The day all bad bitches were born.If you were born on this day you’re automatically pretty

Person 1:bro did u hear the new girls bday is march 25th
person 2:no way she must be so bad😍

March 25th by queentype$hit March 6, 2021

March 21 

National pudh your cousin into a car day

"Oh todays march 21,"
"Oh yeah" *pushes cousin into car*

March 21 by Shuaga March 21, 2021

March 20

Lucky clover! 🍀 The 4th gen main character, a prince, talented in drawing, dancing, rapping, singing, an all rounder! Lovestay boy.

Sam: Ohh what a great march 20th it is!

Bob: It's Hyun E's bday! Of course it's great.

March 20 by Im a STAY July 30, 2021