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Mr Zhou

Mr. Zhou, the enigmatic math teacher, is a legendary figure in the realm of education. He is the son of Chinese-born Singaporean patriarch, Jackson Zhou Senior. His blissful talents at Tempe High School led him to pursue an education to educate, and his presence in NSBHS is unmatched, to the point where senior students have a 21.56% chance of spawning.

His abilities include:

-Textbook Transference: Mr. Zhou possesses the extraordinary power to effortlessly transfer the contents of textbooks onto the classroom board, creating an atmosphere reminiscent of a library.

-Unaware Gamer: Despite the students' best attempts at gaming during class, Mr. Zhou remains oblivious, unknowingly granting his pupils moments of leisure amidst the academic facade.

-Detention Enforcer: Mastering the art of after-school discipline, Mr. Zhou employs his stern gaze and mysterious aura to enforce detentions, leaving students with no choice but to comply with his enigmatic rules.

-Bench Press Virtuoso: Beyond his teaching abilities, Mr. Zhou is a physical powerhouse, boasting a remarkable strength of 200kg in bench press.

-Counter-Strike Veteran: In his earlier days, Mr. Zhou was a formidable player in the world of Counter-Strike 1.6, showcasing his gaming prowess in virtual battlegrounds.

-Intuitive Teaching Instinct: He can gauge the class's understanding and adjust his teaching approach on the fly, eliminating the need for traditional lesson plans.(instinct takes 80% of the lesson to start)
Shit bro, the teacher didn't even notice I was on Stereo Madness! What a Zhou Moment. Mr Zhou W!
by HanKisser69 October 14, 2023
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Mr Plapp

The action of mountain goat droppings decaying and rotting over time.
"eww what the fuck is that"
"Well that is just some nice fine Mr Plapp happinin' there"
"fine just fine"
"fine just fine"
"fine"
by Sophie123456789 March 8, 2010
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Mr. Opal

The embodiment of the best type of english teacher available. A teacher slow to anger, kind, and highly intelligent. Also used a students measurement unit of teacher's awesomeness in the north Denver Metro Area.
I wish you were like Mr. Opal. That way I'd learn something and enjoy it.

That teacher is a three on a scale of 1 to Opal. It's not worth taking their class.
by Jnack December 22, 2018
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Mr SneekySneeky

Unarguably the most silent and deadly CoD 4 player.
"Man, where'd Mr SneekySneeky go this ti..." said sgt mgee. (sadly he never got to finish his sentence)
by Mr SneekySneeky fan April 3, 2009
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Mr Popham

A robotics nerd who wears khaki pants and polo shirts. He knows the way to an “eeff”
The two million dollar Mr Popham is the greatest artwork ever made
by Tylard February 3, 2018
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mr. castro

A teacher that has carelessly gotten themselves fired by perving on a student, whose wife happens to work at the same school.
"What happened to Mr. Johnson?"
"Oh, he pulled a Mr. Castro on Sally and got fired."
by Ms. Castro February 26, 2017
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Mr Meam

2 guys having anal sex where the receiving participant shits on the opponents dick
Oh shit, seb, I’ve just done a mr meam
by Seb_YT_MTB January 5, 2022
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