modemtuh

a short woman that sits on valuable things so that she can see the TV over her stacks of AARP magazines.

My damn modemtuh aunt sat on my new video card and motherboard boxes and ruined them!!

by sammy zipdisk January 17, 2005

Weather Mode

1. noun - The state of having class despite extremely hazardous driving conditions. In Weather Mode, the faculty have recognized that people should not be driving in such weather conditions, but classes will not be suspended despite that fact.

2. adjective - something so inane and nonsensical that it warrants the checking of a totem (as seen in Inception) because you feel like you must be dreaming to be experiencing something so absurd.

1.)
Student 1: There's a tornado ripping through the center of Worcester right now.
Student 2: Yeah I know, the school just sent out an email instating Weather Mode.
Student 1: The school is in danger of being destroyed and we still have to show up?
Student 2: Technically, no. But yes.

2.)
Student 1: Did you catch that lecture on Friday?
Student 2: Yeah. That shit was so Weather Mode.

by Trexate January 22, 2011

moderator

Assholes in a chat room who are on a total egotistical power trip. Like to think they are smarter than you. Generally have health issues of some kind. The admin and her minions work together as an eerie team. They won't hesitate to clique u and treat you like shit. Nasty folks who hate themselves in real life who need to feel like they can control others and issue "warnings". Will be totally inconsistent and call you out for the shit they do, hypocrites. Generally dominant and like to do most of the talking. There will be one mod who is nice, one who doesn't give a shit and just wants to pick up girls, and another who is an attention whore who uses the role solely to get some. The admin will tell the board she's leaving then return all to get some drama going. The most annoying fucking humans you will ever not meet. Should be dipped in gold, then left in a museum. If they don't like you, watch out.

The moderator was a sad sack who in real life had her own mother chained to a radiator in the basement, but in the chat room she was all smiles.

by silverbells7 January 15, 2017

Moderaptor

An older moderator that's just as dangerous as the dinosaurs they grew up with.

Uh-oh, the moderaptor is still typing his post! He must be really mad!

by MrBigstuph May 30, 2020

Summer Mode

Similar to senioritis, summer mode is an epiphany of sorts, typically experienced in the spring season (or closer to June in high school), whereby a student realizes it is nearly summer break, and thus becomes a lot more lazy about schoolwork - skipping class, daydreaming, not doing homework, and not studying for tests or exams.

I can't study for this math exam. I'm already in summer mode.

How does Ms. Smith expect us to write a paper in June? Most of us are already in summer mode!

by Curumno June 17, 2010

paperweight mode

when an electronic device is rendered useless either through suicidal behavior or user incompetence

Guy 1:"Hey man can I play your PSP?"
Guy2:"Nah, its been in paperweight mode ever since i tried to hack it but fucked up."
Guy1:"Well, FUCK! That sucks."
Guy2:"Yea, so does your mom."

by Mr.Biggly July 6, 2010

Migration Mode

The state you are in when you are migrating a customer's IT Infrastructure who is usually ill prepared and causing you exhausting hours and sleepless nights.

Timmy is in migration mode. Better not piss him off this week. He is being an ass.

by TimTimTimah December 18, 2012