by Penislover5577 December 21, 2022
Get the metro hard as fuckmug. The new york metro is a big place.
just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day
just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day
guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!
And the moral of the story is stay in school
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!
And the moral of the story is stay in school
by eudamme October 23, 2013
Get the new york metromug. jack: Want to go ride the Metro to this cool food place I found? I finally found my SmarTrip card.
kayla: Sure! Let's go.
kayla: Sure! Let's go.
by nxshii September 23, 2023
Get the metromug. by add me on insta July 24, 2016
Get the young metromug. Someone who wears distressed skinny jeans with yeezys topped with hype brands like supreme, offwhite, bape, etc.
A person who likes to stunt his hyped/expensive outfit at metrotown mall (burnaby).
A person who likes to stunt his hyped/expensive outfit at metrotown mall (burnaby).
by DRKSHDW November 18, 2018
Get the Metro town Hypebeastmug. metro aka the kid who extorted a 53 year old pedo out of 35k, also one of the most notorious exiters on the deep web. After taking over 100k from pedophiles, and making them his victims as a kid he switched to hvh. he csgo hvhed for around 2 years, and played under a bunch of weird alias' until going to roblox and staying on the low. he ended up turning into an edater and i cant find him anymore, so if you find metro just tell him krime says hello.
by criminaIs May 9, 2023
Get the metromug. by Yeetmoneysniper July 15, 2016
Get the young metromug.