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metro hard as fuck

The lady at shipleys bought our donuts
“Metro hard as fuck
by Penislover5577 December 21, 2022
mugGet the metro hard as fuckmug.

new york metro

The new york metro is a big place.

just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day
guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!

And the moral of the story is stay in school
by eudamme October 23, 2013
mugGet the new york metromug.

metro

a subway-like transportation system, often used in medium-sized cities, such as Washington DC.
jack: Want to go ride the Metro to this cool food place I found? I finally found my SmarTrip card.
kayla: Sure! Let's go.
by nxshii September 23, 2023
mugGet the metromug.

young metro

A young one who cares about their hygiene and appearance
Young metro is looking good today in his polo and Nice jordans
by add me on insta July 24, 2016
mugGet the young metromug.

Metro town Hypebeast

Someone who wears distressed skinny jeans with yeezys topped with hype brands like supreme, offwhite, bape, etc.

A person who likes to stunt his hyped/expensive outfit at metrotown mall (burnaby).
Bro look at that metro town hypebeast, trying to grab attention.
by DRKSHDW November 18, 2018
mugGet the Metro town Hypebeastmug.

metro

metro aka the kid who extorted a 53 year old pedo out of 35k, also one of the most notorious exiters on the deep web. After taking over 100k from pedophiles, and making them his victims as a kid he switched to hvh. he csgo hvhed for around 2 years, and played under a bunch of weird alias' until going to roblox and staying on the low. he ended up turning into an edater and i cant find him anymore, so if you find metro just tell him krime says hello.
remember "metro"? the kid from og breach?

"metros" an edater now.
by criminaIs May 9, 2023
mugGet the metromug.

young metro

A slang term for the law enforcement. (police)
by Yeetmoneysniper July 15, 2016
mugGet the young metromug.

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