mcdonalds coffee

while in the act of having sex, the male partner unexpectedly splashes the partner in the face with hot mcdonalds coffee, causing a burning sensation.

Dude, last night I totally mcdonalds coffeed this vietmanise hooker I picked up on the street.

by DJ-taza October 19, 2008

McDonalds Surprise

You're fucking a girl doggy style and you pull out and spit on her back and when she turns around and smiles you unload in her mouth

"Hey Will, I gave that warpig a McDonalds Surprise last night and she was pissed."

by LDF June 11, 2005

Mcdonalds Fingers

The nasty fingers of a little kid after going through those gross play places at Mcdonalds, Burger king, etc. It is used in the sense of how dirty someone or something is.

Dude. you look so gross, You got some Mcdonalds Fingers.

by Anthony the Gaipster February 20, 2011

McDonalds Drive-Through

While having sex with a woman doggy style, you pull out and spit on her back, giving her the false impression that you just cum. Then when she turns around you cum right in her face.

Like when you go to the McDonalds Drive-Through and you pull your food out of the window.

by Daniel88 December 6, 2006

mcdonalds grease trap

Two or more morbidly obese people pressing their anal sphincters together so hard that they cannot shart

Today, I witnessed two people performing a McDonalds grease trap.

by Mr.Boxi3 January 13, 2016

Mcdonalds whore

When someone goes to McDonalds more than twice a week and is always talking about what they had.

Mate, it was great this week, I went to McDonalds over 4 times it was fucking amazing. I love the quarter pounders.

Fuck off, You're stuck a McDonalds whore mate.

by Bapples January 27, 2016

mcdonalds (lachlan)

a place where lachlans gets a salad and still classifies it as fast food

most people get fat there even though their stupid ice cream machine doesnt work eh they make it with rotten goat milk anyways
look what it did to daniel in sixth period

mcdonalds (lachlan)

by Cooper is wierd April 17, 2019