marshawn

A crazy n**** who is funny but doesn't like fried chicken idk y but anyway

I love you marshawn (No Homo)

Hey look someone is gonna flip of a roof he must be a marshawn

by Lil vinny November 4, 2013

Middle Eastern Mars Bar

A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.

*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic purposes:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair

She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Steve's place after Dirty Thursdays.

by GTD August 10, 2007

Mars

red planet or god of war

ruddy red planet mars was named after the aichent god of war

by rightio September 30, 2003

Marshalls

A clothing store where you can buy clothes from last season, or clothes that have one arm shorter then the other for cheap. Will take back any and almost everything as long as you have the reciept and the tag. (i used to work there).

" I like shopping at Marshalls. Even though my left leg is 5 inch. longer then my right leg. I'm still cool because the label."

by ALT81 October 11, 2006

Silly Randy Marsh

Someone who plays ping-pong with themselves and/or Adolf Hitler.

Example 1:
Person 1: Are you playing ping-pong with yourself?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: You're such a Silly Randy Marsh.

Example 2:
Person 1: Are you playing ping-pong with Adolf Hitler?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: You're such a Silly Randy Marsh.

by RDucky June 21, 2011

mars

the most amazing person in the world that deserves more love than any human being could ever give.

this a really late valentines day gift and not an actual definition. sowwi <3

that's cute - something that mars would do

by phrogge guy February 25, 2021

marshal

one of the best people in the world, hes loving and careing and sweet and everything summed up in to the word CUDDLE XD

your such a marshal!

why the phlagnobs are you acting like marshal?

by wonderlandhatter April 8, 2010