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I'm Not A Lib 

A poor misguided soul who has been brainwashed by the right wing media manipulation and spin.
I'm Not A Lib should shut off Fox News and perhaps think critically for themself about news issues of the day after informing themselves through several varied unbaised news sources before making wide generalizations about topics of the day.
I'm Not A Lib by FreeThinker March 30, 2005

I'm literally a communist 

A term used to admit you're retarded, ignorant, supportive of dictatorships or possibly all three.

Gained infamy from a Guardian writer (see brain dead) named Ash Sarkar when she yelled it in response to Piers Morgan suggesting she loved Obama.
Ash Sarkar (alongside the many morons circle jerking of her "slap down" of Piers Morgan) claims to be against fascism, racism and oppression but communism has been responsible for the biggest suffering in human history causing Holodomor in the USSR which led to more deaths than even the Holocaust.

Communism installs a dictatorship, censors the media, imprisons political opposition and bans "wrong think" (so anything opposed or contrary to the communistic ideology of the state). In other words, it's little different than Nazism and thus fascism, those who say otherwise will claim willful ignorance to communism's principles and crimes against humanity often arguing "true communism has never been tested."

It has been tested and is still in place in a country like North Korea. Anyone yelling "I'm literally a communist" like Ash should receive a one way ticket to there and that includes half of the zombified users on the unitedkingdom and London reddit subs who honestly think communism can work.

Brain dead woman aka Ash Sarkar: "I'm literally a communist enjoying the free speech I can only have in a democracy!"

Twitter braindead communists: "Us too! Communism works...except when it didn't...which has been all the time...b-but one day it will when we get the right guy controlling absolutely everything! Now...where were we? Oh yes...down with fascism..."

i'm broke as a joke 

To be too broke to see a movie with Caleb.
'Hey Ashley wanna go see hunger games?'
'Naw I'm broke as a joke.'
i'm broke as a joke by Jelly-Fish December 1, 2013

I’m literally a communist

A quote which gained wide support from the U.Ks left when used in a responce to a Peirs Morgan straw-manning question.

The quote has now been used by other socialists and supporters of a movement towards communism for UK Left Wing people. It is often used to let others know that your political alignment towards communism is not something you are ashamed of and said proudly in response to right wing debating partners
Are you kidding me? I’m literally a communist!

Colleague- “Did you know that if you *** you can get away with not paying as much in tax”

You - “Why are you telling me this you selfish Tory. I’m literally a communist

I'm just a pole 

Phrase used by submissive tops in gay sex. It means that despite being the active/top they take the passive role while the bottom dominates them.
- Are you a dom top?
- No, I'm just a pole, sir...
I'm just a pole by Hinhin April 16, 2022

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue My Heart Is Dead I’m Such A Fool 

An amazing verse to sing if ur down created by the man the myth the legend, Juice WRLD
Bro Roses are Red Violets Are Blue My Heart Is Dead I’m Such A Fool
(Bro) Bro That’s deep still